I believe call centres like to harass the vulnerable at the beginning and end of the day
When success is most likely
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:13, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

nope.
After 5pm has a higher contact rate
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:20, Reply)

^ definitely doesn't work in a call centre, oh no

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:22, Reply)

I work in an office. which has a call centre part.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Which you work in, we know Jay, we know ;-)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:30, Reply)

how have I got time to chat to you lot if im on the phone constantly?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:36, Reply)

I would Imagine you type whilst talking, like I do?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:36, Reply)

I would imagine he struggles to chew gum and walk at the same time

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:37, Reply)

^ call centre drone admission right there.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:39, Reply)

No, I sell stuff Jason, motherfuckers be calling me, yo.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:40, Reply)

CHRIST, men multi-tasking
what a terrifying idea
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:39, Reply)

You are a fucking idiot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:40, Reply)

you can't even wipe your arse by yourself

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:41, Reply)

I can sleep and snore at the same time

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:40, Reply)

you can't sleep and watch tv programmes though
however much you think you can. and then the blonde one er......... was there and............. BUT I WASN'T SLEEPING!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:42, Reply)

I nearly got away with it!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:43, Reply)

ALSO WORKS IN A CALL CENTRE.
Do you two have secret gay callcentre sex meet ups?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:58, Reply)

nothing secretive about it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Speakerphone? kinky.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:11, Reply)

HAHAHAHA YEAH

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:04, Reply)

I bet you're all like "Oh Jayse, are you going to close it? You can seal my deal any time. OWN THE CLIENT, OWN THE CLIENT"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:10, Reply)

LETS GET THESE SALES AND MAKE THESE DEALS JAYSUMS! QUARTERLY TARGET BONUS IS WITHIN REACH! LETS SMASH THE GLASS CEILING!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Ain't you heard of three-way calling? Hook a bro' up yo'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:23, Reply)

^ denies working in IT ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:37, Reply)

He doesn't, he's a ********* manager in the **************** industry

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:39, Reply)

computer manager in the computer industry

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:40, Reply)

HE DOESNT WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW PLEASE DELETE THIS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:40, Reply)

but he's not even smoking a cigarette

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:42, Reply)

I hope Tangiers comes back :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:45, Reply)

he's like the gherkin that you get in burgers
you don't exactly hate him, but you certainly didn't order him, you aren't going to eat him, and he's always going to get left on the side of the plate.

but he's ALWAYS there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:47, Reply)

I like gherkins and I like tangiers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:49, Reply)

I like you too
xx
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:16, Reply)

I dunno what her problem is with you m8, I'm always fighting your corner.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:21, Reply)

I think she has a bit of a crush on me, which is awkward with how close you and I are, and she knows it can never be
It's fine though, she'll get over me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:23, Reply)

^ gherkin! ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:29, Reply)

I'll always be on the side of your plate
xx
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:35, Reply)

better than being shoved inside my greasy burger
i had an amazing veggie burger from sticky fingers last night. chickpea patty, right, standard, but with caramelised onions, aubergine chutney, lettuce and this chilli alioli stuff and somehow a bit of blue cheese got in there. AMAZING.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:40, Reply)

It weren't exactly as good as my mega ribs though eh eh?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:41, Reply)

settle down treacs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:43, Reply)