Morning all, glorious weather in Manchester.
Hussy nommed breakfast, we're having a wander to the science museum in a bit. Up to much? Still in bed
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(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 3 May 2014, 8:47, 36 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

The sun is shining in Ryton and all is good with the world
Breakfast has been wolfed down, washing hung out and I'm off to get the G/F's tyres sorted.
The rest of the day could descend into a haze of badly-played music and drunkenness, depends on the travel arrangements!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 3 May 2014, 8:59, Reply)

Hussy?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 3 May 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Just. Predictive text and my clumsy fingers.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 3 May 2014, 9:58, Reply)

                                                                                                       
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 3 May 2014, 10:04, Reply)

classic DBT!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 3 May 2014, 10:08, Reply)

haha!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 3 May 2014, 13:33, Reply)

breakfast pint yer

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 3 May 2014, 11:31, Reply)

God lad, I'm getting one in a bit. Museum was excellent.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 3 May 2014, 11:36, Reply)

its all about drinking estrella alone mate im having a ball

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 3 May 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Nice beer that.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 3 May 2014, 11:43, Reply)

its a recent discovery for me

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 3 May 2014, 11:44, Reply)

Where are you, Folkstone?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 3 May 2014, 11:45, Reply)

london for now

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 3 May 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Been playing with the grownup B3tans?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 3 May 2014, 11:52, Reply)

only one

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 3 May 2014, 11:58, Reply)

How is Battered?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 3 May 2014, 12:16, Reply)

you said grown up.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 3 May 2014, 13:34, Reply)

I diagnose someone feeling a bit sorry for themselves.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 3 May 2014, 11:44, Reply)

ha ha not in the slightest. just decididn what train home to get and whether to have lunch. hard times doc fo rizzle

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 3 May 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Just sitting in the sun with a Jim Beam and coke *cue dozer*
Added cheese and chorizo to my bacon and eggs breakfast, also had in the sun. Delightful. Bbq on the go tomorrow. Today is a chill.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 3 May 2014, 13:32, Reply)

I had a couple of pints and a burger now im on the train home to go to sleep

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 3 May 2014, 13:37, Reply)

rock n roll

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 3 May 2014, 14:11, Reply)

So yeah I stupidly ordered some VIG4RAA in response to a spam email and now it's turned up the box actually says 'VIG4RAA' on it
Trading Standards assure me I haven't got a leg to stand on
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 3 May 2014, 13:49, Reply)

omg i'm totally still talking to a girl on OKCupid and it's been like 2 weeks now and I asked her for her number and suggested if she wants to do something tomorow we could do something OMG OMG OMG

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 3 May 2014, 14:09, Reply)

do you talk to her like a 16 year old American girl?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 3 May 2014, 14:12, Reply)

Nah', 18 year old one, laws are different there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 3 May 2014, 14:20, Reply)

good innit?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 3 May 2014, 14:25, Reply)

First kindda result i've had with a dating site, so far.
I swear man, if it turns out to be someone from here, I'm gonna kick of.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:11, Reply)

You've told about your saltwater swimming pool, right?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:25, Reply)

Alright Badger.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:39, Reply)

Alright SBT, I am on call today.
I have fucking EARNT this bonus day off to day. Spent half of fucking yesterday in an ambulance with a sweaty ODP, a slightly anxious doctor and a rather anxious consultant transferring a proper sick punter to a Teriary Referral Centre.
Proper hair-raising.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 3 May 2014, 16:01, Reply)

I hope her shoe collection is nice, I have a healthy interest in women's fassion.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:44, Reply)

bit gay

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Don't worry yourself treacle, that was based on a super creepy sexpest who used to post here.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:10, Reply)

Hahaha.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 3 May 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Possibly the greatest day in sporting history.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 3 May 2014, 17:18, Reply)