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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm getting there, bakers, I'm getting there. (
Kroney, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:48,
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human stomach stuffed with liquid shit is probably a delicacy to you French heathens(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 14:49,
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I haven't had a wee in twelve hours Because nothing's getting to my bladder :(
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Kroney, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:11,
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have you tried shoving a straw up your cock end and forcing liquid directly into your bladder?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:16,
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You should probably get some dioralyte into you(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:21,
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After my accident I went about 36 hours without a wee with fluids being pumped in to me. I couldn't pee lying down and couldn't stand on account of the smashed up leg. It got so painful I was given the ultimatum, stand up long enough to piss or we give you a catheter. I stoop up. It was agony, and I broke a record filling 3 of those funny cardboard hospital piss bottles. I don't what my point was going to be now. Probably something about a catheter.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 15:22,
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I had to have a catheter a few years back. The most painful part was the removal. One of the most painful life experiences ever. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:25,
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No one but MEATSNAKE puts anything up or down my wonky. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 May 2014, 15:27,
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Thankfully I was under a general anesthetic when it was fitted. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 6 May 2014, 15:28,
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