Took micro to a play centre this morning. #Loadsofmilfs

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:43, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That's all well and good, but how many of them are married?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Probably two thirds.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:45, Reply)

If they didn't want it though they would have stopped indoors eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Yeah like that matters

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Batts has enough barriers in his way already
Chicks just don't dig Cuban heels
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Cheeky cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:49, Reply)

Do they let you have a go?
The soft play, not the milfs.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:56, Reply)

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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Soft play is great fun!
We were there on Monday. Grab your child by the leg in the ball pool and pull. They go skimming over the top of the balls (!)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:00, Reply)

I take her most weeks.
www.topsyturvyworld.com/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:05, Reply)

Cool
I know my two love going there. This is about 100 yards from my house

www.treehousewhitleybay.co.uk
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:06, Reply)

Nice to have one so close by.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:08, Reply)

A mate of mine also runs another one nearby

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:19, Reply)

Is he a nonce or a milf pervert?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:20, Reply)

It is possible to be both.
Apparently.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:21, Reply)

I'd go for milf pervert

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:21, Reply)

I picked up a Panini World Cup 2014 sticker album this morning for me and my lad
Got 10 packets of stickers as well. We spent our lunchtime sticking them in the book like a pair of 8 year olds. He's 16 and I'm old enough to know better.

Tragically there were no MILFs involved. Sorry everyone.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 May 2014, 15:12, Reply)

You need to to kill your son and then yourself
Don't forget to delete any accounts he has
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:18, Reply)

Sure. As soon as you've hung yourself with 30M of Ethernet cable.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 7 May 2014, 15:35, Reply)

^ all this should happen ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)