Especially for you mate
What's Steven Gerrard's favourite fielding position in cricket?

Slip!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:32, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How can you tell when Forest are losing?
It's five past three.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:36, Reply)

SUB THREAD OF THE YEAR

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:36, Reply)

If you say so

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:38, Reply)

How can you tell if a football was made in Norwich?
It's going down
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:38, Reply)

Damn shame

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Aye
Only upside I get to see Forest beaten in the flesh without travelling 120 miles next season
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:48, Reply)

What do you get if you cross a Hillsborough survivor and a holocaust victim?

A sense of perspective
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Ooof

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Meh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:41, Reply)

What was the best thing about the Hillsborough anniversary?
The scousers shut the fuck up about it for two whole minutes!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:43, Reply)

HAHA!

( Bazongaloid, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:48, Reply)

I'm a Hillsborough survivor, if you can find a holocaust victim we can do live action joke making
What else is there to do on a Thursday
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:50, Reply)

Were you one of the drunken thugs that dorced their way in causing the cruch and injuring some of our brave policemen?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Well when I say survivor
I was sort of at the entirely opposite end of the ground, struggling to understand why there were people jumping out of the stands to stop Forest taking a corner.

But for the sake of my "hardman of b3ta" rep, yes I was.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)

He also stole their wallets and wee'ed on them.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)

INCONTINENCE PROBLEMS ARE COMMON AT THE AGE OF 9

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 May 2014, 11:00, Reply)

^^ Sun reader

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 May 2014, 11:02, Reply)

I know nothing about kickball - however, a joke from my home town
What's blue and slides down tables?
Coventry City
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:42, Reply)

For someone who 'knows nothing', you seem to be awfully bitter towards the scouse...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:44, Reply)

It's not about the kickball
It's about the scousers.
The difference between a Cow and a tragedy?
A scouser couldn't milk a cow for twenty five years
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Fair enough

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 May 2014, 10:53, Reply)