Vets are too fucking expensive.
A pillowcase, a few bricks and a nice early morning walk by the canal is the ticket.

Edit: I really should have read the other replies first. Just get the fucking thing to choke on a budgie.

Alt: Not going to watch Eurovision, what with me being heterosexual and all.
( Muns, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:13, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

too right they're expensive
it cost £60 just to have the dog put down....never mind the x-rays, exams, etc etc.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:28, Reply)

I had to take our old dog to be put down as she developed a tumour behind her eye
:o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:30, Reply)

yer, ours was similar, back legs gone. Not a fun day.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:31, Reply)

Can of petrol, box of matches, trebuchet.
No need for a vet.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:31, Reply)

If only I'd thought of this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:32, Reply)

The moment you light it, your dog will go 'woof' one last time.

( Muns, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:35, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 May 2014, 9:38, Reply)