unsuccessful shopping trip
What's your favourite form of dementia?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:54, 50 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I went shopping.
I got stuff.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 15:03, Reply)

I only got a t shirt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 May 2014, 15:22, Reply)

I bought some new trainers earlier.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 10 May 2014, 17:07, Reply)

I think we'll be needing more information about this purchase.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 17:11, Reply)

hi tec silver shadow?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 May 2014, 17:27, Reply)

Start-rite own label.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 10 May 2014, 17:36, Reply)

My wife bought me some new trainers
and she didn't even throw them at me or anything
( Peej, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:29, Reply)

Gaylord.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 10 May 2014, 17:48, Reply)

it's a nice t shirt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 May 2014, 17:57, Reply)

I thought you were 34?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 18:09, Reply)

A nice t shirt is a nice t shirt.
You wear red trousers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 May 2014, 18:27, Reply)

No I don't

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 18:38, Reply)

soz, 'salmon pink'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 May 2014, 18:58, Reply)

Kitty is fine you will all be thrilled to know.
He was running a temperature so he had a themometer up his arse and a couple of pricks.

Then later I took him to the vet.

Alt. You already asked this dear.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 10 May 2014, 18:05, Reply)

It's cat Aids

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 18:09, Reply)

I can't remember

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 10 May 2014, 18:18, Reply)

It's really windy out and I needed some tobacco.
Just getting baccy didn't seem like a fair exchange for braving the elements so I have gone to the pub as well.

A just reward.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:01, Reply)

Vascular.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:02, Reply)

Classy choice.
Pratchett dementia.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:02, Reply)

OMG, I'm off on a date, a real date.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:12, Reply)

Then why are you posting on here?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:22, Reply)

I'm on the train going there.
X
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:40, Reply)

Good luck.
And to her.

She'll need it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:46, Reply)

Good luck pal

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:45, Reply)

Yeah good luck
and remember, "a thumb up the bum equals double the fun"
( Peej, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:51, Reply)

If she's got any sense she'll stay right away from Gonz's ringpiece.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:54, Reply)

mid rim job she might a chocolate mr whippy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:59, Reply)

In which case he can 'splash out' on something other than dessert

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:00, Reply)

Never buy non vintage champagne
And don't smoke.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:54, Reply)

or shit yourself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:56, Reply)

if in doubt
thing: what would petyr baelish do?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:56, Reply)

what?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:58, Reply)

GoT, Gonz'll understand

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 May 2014, 19:59, Reply)

ok GoT it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:00, Reply)

just had my slow cooked venison casserole
it was awesome.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 May 2014, 20:44, Reply)