biggest achievement: getting someone to like the shitcom script or my very glowing work appraisal
biggest failure: utter spectacular failure to progress the new kitchen, curtains, carpets, sofas.

alt: ain't no party like an s-club party
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:50, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Don't forget discovering that you're magnetic!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:52, Reply)

oh yes, that was a really special moment
"look, the metal sticks to that kid because he's so fat and sweaty."

5 mins later:

"oooh look, it sticks to you."

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T DESERVE NICE THINGS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:53, Reply)

however, it has just reminded me.....

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:54, Reply)

I'm trying the iron tonight.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:55, Reply)

Omen II

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:57, Reply)

pfffft, you don't even know where the iron is

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:59, Reply)

Neither does your cleaner

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:00, Reply)

Rache Sucks cock well.
Goal for the year: Suck more cock.

Great appraisal.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:53, Reply)

it's like you were in the room

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:54, Reply)

I had my input.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:55, Reply)

Did you also provide a solution?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:57, Reply)

I suggested that she suck more cock.
Problem solved.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Well it saves you getting off on the wrong foot

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 13 May 2014, 11:00, Reply)

yes
it was more salty than alkaline
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)