Morning.
I installed one of those alarm clocks on my phone last night that supposedly goes off at the 'right' part of your sleep cycle so you're not groggy.

I got a shit nights sleep but when I woke up I had little desire to go back to sleep; I was in work on time for the first time in ages.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 15 May 2014, 9:28, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

How does it know how long you've been asleep?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 15 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)

You tell it you're going to bed.
Then you're supposed to leave the phone on your mattress and it uses it's accelerometers to determine what stage of sleep you're in.

It could well be bollocks. I'll see how it goes.

You can also set it up so it makes you do a bit of maths before turning the fucker off to prove you're awake so you don't just go straight back to bed.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 15 May 2014, 9:34, Reply)

Ah, I see, SOURCERY!

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Thu 15 May 2014, 9:37, Reply)

I used to use one of those, I thought it worked fairly well
Now I have a 7 week old baby instead
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 May 2014, 9:35, Reply)

This one will also, if you tell it to, record noise you make in your sleep.
I will finally be able to prove to my housemate that I don't snore like a cunt when I've been in the pub all day.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 15 May 2014, 9:38, Reply)

If I tried that my wife would shoot me

( Peej, Thu 15 May 2014, 9:48, Reply)

Your wife is a joy.

( Kroney, Thu 15 May 2014, 10:04, Reply)