I went to a comedy gig in Notting Hill last night, because my mate was doing a turn.
It was full of wanker bankers and their ghastly drunken wives. It positively reeked of classless wealth and expected privilege - the crowd were vile - absolutely vile.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:27, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

jealous^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:29, Reply)

The women were all 40+, dripping in expensive bling, and caked in make-up. They talked incessantly throughout it, convinced that they were funnier than the comedians.
One of the comedians joke about living in Brixton, and asked what people thought of Brixton. There was a pause, and then one of them said REALLY patronisingly "This is Notting Hill, darling - we don't go to Brixton!"

Ugh. Horrid, horrid, horrid.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:37, Reply)

hahaha
She's got a point thgough brixton is ghastly
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:41, Reply)

I absolutely agree.
But they were genuinely ... "Oh you ghastly prole!" types. I mean, proper, actual, Alan B'Stard territory, except not funny.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:47, Reply)

both brixton and notting hill are ghastly
in their own ways
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:47, Reply)

I don't understand why people are so impressed with Notting Hill. It's full of social housing and every year 30,000 coons decend for a weekend.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:49, Reply)

Just nearly snorted my coffee.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:50, Reply)

Social housing keeps me employed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:51, Reply)

employed housed
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:52, Reply)

Hardly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:53, Reply)

^ homeless

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Two homes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:59, Reply)

^ Sherrif Fatman

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:59, Reply)

Sherrif
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:07, Reply)

^ shops at Jacamo ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:13, Reply)

I have no idea what that is, sorry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:13, Reply)

if you don't know london, it seems supercool
if you do, you realise it's full of pricks.

it's ok for a nice walk or if you have visitors who want to ooooh over the pretty coloured houses and market, but that's IT.

that being said, there are some fucking nice restaurants and pubs lurking around the outskirts, if you know where to look.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:53, Reply)

About the only thing I know about London is that it's full of pricks.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Foreigners and pricks, ackshully.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 May 2014, 12:11, Reply)

soz
This sums it up.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ADNrixt6NA
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:17, Reply)

I'm not clicking that.
It might be a UKIP campaign film.
( Muns, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:42, Reply)

On the plus side, you get to see the police beat the shit out of them.

( Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:54, Reply)

^working class snob

( Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:41, Reply)

'the working class can kiss my arse, I've got the bosses job at last'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:43, Reply)

^ Running dog of the capitalist pigs

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:47, Reply)

they are the worst kind
Their bitter jealous leaks from every tabacco stained pore
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:03, Reply)

I've had somebody call me up about a job I've applied to.
But I can't remember which one it was.
( Kroney, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:11, Reply)

Yes yes I absolutely want the job, I just can't quite remember what it is...hello? Hello?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:21, Reply)

We should round 'em all up and send them to the tacky, cutural vortex in which they belong.
Dubai.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Anyone who uses the word 'vile' is probably a hat-wearing, wank biscuit-eating, irono-prick.
Soz.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 May 2014, 12:12, Reply)

Vagabond then.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:15, Reply)

TTJ

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 May 2014, 12:17, Reply)

it's the way you tell them

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:18, Reply)

Do try to keep up Jaysum

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:18, Reply)

bit harsh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:21, Reply)

yer, on jay

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:22, Reply)

now look here, this bullying has gone too far this time

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:24, Reply)

Are you going to cry to a forum moderator?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:25, Reply)

I've gazzed swipe, she'll ground you for a week

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:26, Reply)

You fucking little grass!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:27, Reply)

kiss my balls

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:27, Reply)

you haven't got any

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:29, Reply)

my sack is empty

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:30, Reply)