I'm starving. I might eat fish fingers with micro in a bit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:32, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

do you cook them sous vide?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:37, Reply)

Nah, they don't crisp up if you do them like that. I'll use a salamander instead.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:38, Reply)

axolotol trouble to go to just for fish fingers

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Ttj

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:13, Reply)

Have chips instead.

( Muns, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:38, Reply)

microchips

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:45, Reply)

ah that takes me back: patented university hangover cure
box of mccain micro chips, micro for 2 mins longer than it says, so they go really crispy when they cool

thick sliced white bread, thickly sliced with butter

layer with strong cheddar slices

pour on chips

pour on salt and vinegar

pour on pesto or sweet chilli or cracked black pepper mayo (because you can take the girl out of cheshire)

consume. either repeat or vomit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:48, Reply)

ha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:49, Reply)

secretly
you could totally go for one of those right now. yes?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Publicly I could
but without pesto/sweet chilli/mayo

Dont contaminate a cheesy chip butty
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 May 2014, 11:55, Reply)

nonononono
those things are all different flavours of mayo!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:21, Reply)

Pesto?
Well posh student.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2014, 12:00, Reply)