Good morning Australians, insomniacs and people with small children
Alright?

I went wake boarding yesterday so feeling pretty stiff and sore today
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 7:56, 53 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Done a couple hours in the garden already.
Discovered a little strawberry bush. Gonna go get some chicken wire to keep it safe from shit bag little birds eating my fruit.
I tell you what though, with the garden coming along the way it is, I might have to have a barbecue.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 May 2014, 10:31, Reply)

My first strawberries are just showing, They might need some protection...
I also have a new bbq, I need a good ribs recipe for next weekend
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 10:39, Reply)

I have some chillis already
They're a black strain and hotter that satan's ringpiece after a particularly nasty vindaloo.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 18 May 2014, 10:43, Reply)

I need to buy some chilli seeds, probably not that hot yet cos I'm a wimp

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)

I've got some chili plants to go in at the end of the month.
I'm sure there won't be a frost, but I've always been told no planting till the end of may for Tomatoes and chilli plants.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 May 2014, 11:11, Reply)

I'm hardening my tomatoes now, to plant out next weekend maybe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Yeah, I reckon next weekend is about right.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 May 2014, 11:23, Reply)

I'll hold you to this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:37, Reply)

You got decent grow bags?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 May 2014, 11:42, Reply)

Some in bags some in heavily composted soil
For space reasons
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Sounds good.
I'm really looking forward to fresh Tomatoes.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 May 2014, 11:50, Reply)

I planted mine last week. Plus courgettes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 May 2014, 16:41, Reply)

I like my barbecues like my heroes of hiphoprisy:
Disposable.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:00, Reply)

Meh, they don't get very hot or stay hot for long enough to cook shit tons of meat
Hallumi, wheat term grass and yoghurt cook much quicker
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:05, Reply)

I've got a fire pit that doubles as a bbq.
Sitting by the fire pit, under the silver birch, smoking a joint. Bliss.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 May 2014, 11:10, Reply)

We have one as well, but it's in storage for now as it's massive

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:16, Reply)

Only got a little one, but it's a lovely thing,
Also, it has a nice mosaic lid thing so doubles as a table in the non bbq months.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 May 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Birds are more important than your shit bag little fruits!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:00, Reply)

I feed the birds other stuff. Chill.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 18 May 2014, 11:09, Reply)

wake boarding cottaging
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 18 May 2014, 10:44, Reply)

But of course

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Tis indeed a lovely day.
The outdoors will feature strongly on my 'to do' list today.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 May 2014, 10:52, Reply)

In the the park with the sproglets now, pub for lunch, gardening later

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 10:59, Reply)

Uphill no doubt.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:14, Reply)

There is a slight incline you are correct

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:15, Reply)

So did the kids push you high on the swings?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:17, Reply)

I swear down bruv I went over the top

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Chinny Reck-on.
Only Jimmy Hill has ever been over the top on the swings.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Must have been the momentum from his chin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:23, Reply)

Are you feeding the ducks as well?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:27, Reply)

There are no ducks here :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:36, Reply)

Is there a roundabout?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 May 2014, 11:45, Reply)

fuck, my head, nobody touch my head.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 18 May 2014, 12:53, Reply)

I wish I had some ice colds beers now :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 13:02, Reply)

yer. probably going for a recovery pint soon.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 18 May 2014, 13:29, Reply)

Good lad.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 18 May 2014, 13:33, Reply)

Sunday drinking is an exact science.
Getting a nice balance to ensure a good night's kip after a lie-in but not enough to feel like death Monday

Easy to fuck up as well.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 18 May 2014, 13:58, Reply)

I've not had a lie in for 3 years :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 13:58, Reply)

:(

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 18 May 2014, 14:01, Reply)

We is camping :).
Thinking of a cheeky pint or 4 IN THe beer garden, then barbecue somenommy burgers.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 18 May 2014, 13:01, Reply)

Camping is shit and for children

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 18 May 2014, 13:02, Reply)

Nah, is good. Daughter loves it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 18 May 2014, 13:12, Reply)

Update!
It's still sunny as fuck and hot in Bristol.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 May 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Evening Nakers
Today has been a good day
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 May 2014, 17:44, Reply)

Christ, I don't know, what kind of question is this?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 May 2014, 17:46, Reply)

You should start a new thread

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 18 May 2014, 17:55, Reply)

Can't. I did one this week already.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 18 May 2014, 17:58, Reply)

Which you deleted.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 May 2014, 18:00, Reply)