it's only 5 hours until hometime?
alt: get some skewers
roughly chop: red onion, mushroom, pepper and courgette
chunk up some chilli-flecked haloumi
thread all of them onto the skewers
watch the meat eaters gnash their teeth in jealousy as they gnaw on their charred black but strangely still raw in the middle pieces of animal carcass
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:03, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

And to think in that last thread you were right about something food based

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:04, Reply)

a lovely veggie and haloumi kebab
what's not to love?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:06, Reply)

Mushrooms and haloumi hate skewers
They keep falling off/apart
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:04, Reply)

you're not eating them quickly enough

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:06, Reply)

When the haloumi sticks to the griddle it sometimes splits

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:06, Reply)

bend down and gently remove it with your teeth and tongue

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:07, Reply)

What about the haloumi?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:07, Reply)

floppy haloumi lols

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:12, Reply)

No, it's only two

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 May 2014, 14:19, Reply)