I've been up since 4, thanks to a police helicopter, so not exactly cheerful. Hopefully bacon will help fix this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:26, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well, if you gave yourself up they'd let you sleep in the cells for a bit probably.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 May 2014, 8:35, Reply)

From what I can recall from quite a few years ago, the mattresses in the cells are only about an inch thick. Not exactly the Ritz Carlton.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:45, Reply)

You never did tell us what crime you served time for.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:49, Reply)

apparently him and his mates kept some bird hostage in a cottage in the woods and made her cooka nd clean for them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:51, Reply)

I've never served time. Merely spent the occasional night in a police station when I was a teenager.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:57, Reply)

Was it fraud or tax evasion?
Or something more sinister?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:03, Reply)

Fraux evasion.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 May 2014, 9:04, Reply)

As a teenager? Pfft.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:04, Reply)

It wasn't kids was it?
Christ this place is full of sex offenders
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:06, Reply)

You wait - the holocaust deniers will be along in a minute.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Still better than a budget Ibis.

( Muns, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:03, Reply)

maybe live somewhere a bit less shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:46, Reply)

I fucking hate living in London.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:48, Reply)

it can make a person feel very small

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:48, Reply)

Fuck off Nakers

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:53, Reply)

xx

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 8:55, Reply)

London is shit.
That said most cities are shit.


*country bumpkin blog*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:19, Reply)

When micro has started school I'm moving out of London, I won't get to see her as often so will move to a village in Hertsfordshire.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:24, Reply)

Where hurricanes hardly ever happen

( Peej, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Much better plan mate
I couldn't go back to living in a town let alone a city. All seems great when you are a younger man but peace and quiet isn't a high priority at that stage
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:28, Reply)

I've lived in cities and in the sticks. The sticks wins.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Want to see a massive picture of why people live in Cornwall even though the wages are shit?

( Peej, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:29, Reply)

Stop posting pictures of ym's mimsy
#cornwallsmostvistiedattraction
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:32, Reply)

Not my fault my mums an attractive women who enjoys a healthy active sex life.

( Peej, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:34, Reply)

This morning I had coffee and a tab watching the deer grazing in the fields
Sun coming up behind the hills.
My life is hell I tell ya
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:30, Reply)

Nice.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:35, Reply)

sounds achingly beautiful

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:36, Reply)

Everywhere and everything is shit.
The countryside especially so - it's just immature city.

The countryside is full of in-bred suicidal alcoholics; the city is full of self-important pricks.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:33, Reply)

Prick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:35, Reply)

^ listens to music "ironically".

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 20 May 2014, 9:44, Reply)