I vaguely remember quite liking sardines on toast
But yeah, fish is well shit unless coated in breadcrumbs.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:52, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

do you not eat fish cos of you vegtarianism?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:52, Reply)

It was the perfect excuse to never eat my mother's awful Fisherman's Hotpot ever again
*shudders*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Most unpleasant euphemism of the day

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 May 2014, 13:56, Reply)

Pescatarians eat fish, vegetarians do not

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:59, Reply)

I would have gotten away with it if it wasnt for them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:03, Reply)

Technically I am an ovo-lacto vegetarian.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:03, Reply)

I use them for making soup

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:05, Reply)

me too, we could be brothers or sutin

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:08, Reply)

hahaha
poor tangles
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:15, Reply)

Scallops?
Mussels?
Shark?
Swordfish?
Octopus?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:52, Reply)

*shakes head slowly*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:53, Reply)

Scallops? maybe
Mussels? - deffo not
Shark? - illegal prick
Swordfish? - like that's a real thing
Octopus? - HAVE YOU FUCKING SEEN THEM WHY WOULD YOU TRY AN EAT ONE!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:54, Reply)

prawns?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:55, Reply)

not a fish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:55, Reply)

Neither are most of the others I mentioned

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:56, Reply)

I was about to post a similarly pedantic post about mussels
Then I realised the thread is about seafood, not fish.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:57, Reply)

swordFISH
clues in the name dumbarse
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:01, Reply)

MOST
The clue is in the word MOST
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:02, Reply)

I think Nakers has had a stroke

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 May 2014, 14:03, Reply)

I think he's operating above his normal level

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:04, Reply)

Which is sadly just one rung below 'full retard'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 May 2014, 14:13, Reply)

EVIDENCE:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2286651
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:04, Reply)

i had a stroke thinking about you are mum

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:05, Reply)

Well if I was boffing Swipey I'd be looking for inspiration elsewhere as well.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 May 2014, 14:08, Reply)

you are mum is my inspiration

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:08, Reply)

Your boffing swipe?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:09, Reply)

Fucking hell I've caught Nakkers.
I will ninja...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 May 2014, 14:12, Reply)

as i don't do old and scottish
it's not something you need to worry about, really
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:18, Reply)

Massive sadface right here.
But incidentally, my current GF (if I'm not mistaken) is younger than you. And less fat and ginger.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 May 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Worse eyesight though

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:24, Reply)

Precisely how I like them.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 May 2014, 14:25, Reply)

yes yes, i'm sure only supermodels are lining up to boff billy connolly 2

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:24, Reply)

Billy Connolly? Is that the sum total of your knowledge of porridgewogland?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 May 2014, 14:26, Reply)

no, it's how i picture you
all grey and angry and shouty
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:26, Reply)

And
youtu.be/n327ncoU_ZU
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:30, Reply)

Well 1 out of 3 is pretty good by your standards.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 May 2014, 14:30, Reply)

and ugly

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:31, Reply)

OK then
Well 1 out of 3 is pretty good by your ugly standards?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 May 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Nearly pointless

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:31, Reply)

That ain't bread...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 May 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Neither are scallops mussels or octopus but you answered them you fickle bastard.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:57, Reply)

MARRginally too late there.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 May 2014, 13:58, Reply)

Neither are scallops. mussels or octopus, you helmet.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 May 2014, 13:57, Reply)

meh

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:58, Reply)

Moules marinière, perhaps.
Never eaten any of the others.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:55, Reply)

All of these please.
Also:

Langoustines, mackeral (particularly barbequed), fresh sardines, crab, lobster, seabass, cockles, trout, sole, plaice and turbot.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:56, Reply)

langostines are prawns for pricks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:59, Reply)

tggi^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:00, Reply)

I was buttraped for a langoustines in champagne sauce dish in Rome a few years ago
It was about £50 but worth every penny
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 13:59, Reply)

I like Rome
It's a bit grubby though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:11, Reply)

Rome was fucking wonderful
I got more culture in a day than that time in the clinic after a night with you are mum
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 May 2014, 14:18, Reply)