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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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oh god the plumber is here now, i offered tea
he said yes and i said Earl Grey or Builders, he said what's builders tea and I had to explain and now I look like prick
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:55, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Haha you tosser.
"Basically I'm asking you if you'd like a cup of cheap shitty own brand tea because tradespeople are common and have no taste".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:55, Reply)
that's exactly how it sounded, now he's gonna shit in my hot water tank :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:57, Reply)
That's exactly how it sounded because that's exactly what you said.
Frankly, I might come around and take a sympathy shit in your hot water tank.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:00, Reply)
you are a fucking idiot

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:56, Reply)
i get all nervous

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:58, Reply)
you aren't used to being around real men are you? bless

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Jasper owns a haulage company does that count?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:00, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:00, Reply)
I imagine you are actually removing your trousers and underwear as you write that before standing with one foot on a low chair.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:00, Reply)
bit weird

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:01, Reply)
So was your comment.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:01, Reply)
no it wasn't

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:01, Reply)
It was when you said it with your tackle hanging out and your foot on the smallest of his nested tables.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:02, Reply)
but that was in your imagination, which is what makes it weird

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:03, Reply)
GET OUT OF NAKERS HOUSE AND PUT AWAY YOUR TODGER!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:04, Reply)
no, i do what i want. you cant stop me, no one can.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:05, Reply)
hello

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:07, Reply)
are you going to do another one of your funny jokes on me?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:09, Reply)
She's just positioning her giant thumb above your head.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:10, Reply)
dance for me

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:12, Reply)
Thumb of Damocles

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:12, Reply)
i am sorry i don't remember that
because it seems that my sleep-jokes are HILARIOUS
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:13, Reply)
'fanker'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:13, Reply)
he is weird
a weird cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:04, Reply)
i agree entirely. especially the cunt bit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:05, Reply)
harsh.
I shall be raising this terrible bullying when I next see your mrs.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:06, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2287699
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:06, Reply)
Your the man with an internet weirdo swinging his bits around your living room.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:05, Reply)
STOP IMAGINING NAKERS LIVING ROOM YOU PERVERT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:06, Reply)
What sort of a cunt tradesman doesn't know what builders tea means?
He must actually be posher than you.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 14:58, Reply)
You know the French just call 'french kissing' 'kissing' right?

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:00, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:00, Reply)
le sluts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Hello?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:13, Reply)
So what? Anyone with a brain knows what builders tea is, regardless of whether they are a builder or not.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Perhaps he was confused at being offered a choice of teas

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:08, Reply)
Yorkshire tea, when I'm 'ere.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:08, Reply)
I imagine that is the case.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:09, Reply)
i suspect he was winding up the posh twat

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:12, Reply)
hang on, who's a posh twat?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:13, Reply)
the plumber thought you were
i assume
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:13, Reply)
well i never!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 May 2014, 15:20, Reply)

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