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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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She hits me when I'm asleep

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:59, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Snoring: punishable by death

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:59, Reply)
I'm rearranging furniture tonight

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:01, Reply)
^euphamism^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:02, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:04, Reply)
That fucking bookshelf is GONE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:04, Reply)
buy a nice box of chocolate ans eat them all as well

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:06, Reply)
No need, he'll just snark mine

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Dairy Milk Banana Crunch thingy is NOM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:18, Reply)

kevssnackreviews.blogspot.co.uk/2014/04/cadbury-dairy-milk-marvellous-creations-banana-caramel-crisp.html

This? Nooooooooo they can't replace the cola pretzel one!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:21, Reply)
Its fucking NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:22, Reply)
Both sound revolting.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:25, Reply)
clickin all diss banana shiznit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:28, Reply)
So when are you two going to start living together? Or has this already happened?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:20, Reply)
2056

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:21, Reply)
Bit precise with the time of day there Swipe.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:24, Reply)
Moving five to nine
what a way to get a Frog in
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Oh well done indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:30, Reply)
No touching the books

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Break his spine

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:18, Reply)
But oddly enough, shitting the bed goes unpunished...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 May 2014, 16:12, Reply)
your face is quite hittable i reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:00, Reply)
^Ski goggle prick^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:00, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:02, Reply)
snowboard AKSHULY

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:03, Reply)
^^^
clicken dis
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:05, Reply)
shut up pastey pierre

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:05, Reply)
It was winter, who has a tan in winter outside of Essex?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:06, Reply)
\o
Mine lasts for fucking months
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)
^resplendent in classic Northern orange

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)
+ t-shirt.
#moaty
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:10, Reply)
He was more red faced than brown
especially after the shotgun
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Darth once described me as mahogany mother fucker
This is near the truth
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:14, Reply)
^plank

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:15, Reply)
^ smelly paki ^

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 May 2014, 16:20, Reply)
tggisir

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:23, Reply)
^ this

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:09, Reply)
There a tan adn there's looking like you've seen daylight in the past 6 months
grace looks like she sees more daylight than you
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)
I gain and lose tans really quickly. It's a curse :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Given that you frenchies hardly ever wash I don't believe this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:11, Reply)
I go nut brown and bright blond :)
For about three days then it's back to alabaster and muddy brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:12, Reply)
Bender

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:13, Reply)
#can'twin

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:14, Reply)
I need to follow Ape on Twitter, dont I?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:07, Reply)
He's England's answer to Honey Boo Boo

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Someone send me his @twatthing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:13, Reply)
@bentspastic

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:14, Reply)
If only this were true

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:18, Reply)
You're rubbish at stalking

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:20, Reply)
I really am
I dont even know what Battered's @ is
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:25, Reply)
@firstnamesurname.
No gaps, spaces or anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:26, Reply)
STALKING COMMENCE
I see you Ape
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:28, Reply)
Gogglecox

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:28, Reply)
I think I'm already following you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:30, Reply)
Nope
You are not amongst the chosen 15
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:31, Reply)
egg prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:33, Reply)
I dunno how to change it on my phone :O(

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:34, Reply)
\o/ dun it!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:37, Reply)
I must get a newer photo sorted

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:39, Reply)
supercar driving day?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Yeah, at York
Aston Martin v8 Vantage
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Have I mentioned my 10,200 followers?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:34, Reply)
dwarf perverts each and every one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:36, Reply)
I really don't know how I ended up with so many.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:37, Reply)
Unemployment in the mining business is huge
You all need to stick together
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:39, Reply)
I think some may be as a result of when The Scum newspaper named me as an 'Internet prankster' after that whole Chris Moyles thing a few years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:42, Reply)
hahaha! Excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:43, Reply)
Do you remember the Moyles thing?
Channel 5 news, the Guardian, Independent, Radio 1 + others all covered it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:46, Reply)
10,201

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:36, Reply)
You're a Twitter slut.
Disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:34, Reply)
You sent an @ to Stephen Fry? Ha ha ha. Like he'll read that. Have you seen how many million people follow him?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:36, Reply)
I genuinely dont know how Twitter works

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:37, Reply)
I've mainly used it to take the piss out of GeordieJay

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:38, Reply)
he looks freaky

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:45, Reply)
this is my bio on there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:41, Reply)
So it is

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:45, Reply)
i've been meaning to change that... for employment reasons

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:35, Reply)
I wouldn't worry about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:38, Reply)
Why not? Someone,like these pricks, might stalk me and decide I'm unsavory

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 17:04, Reply)
lEAVE NAKERS ALONE

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)

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