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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well this is good, innit?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27525751

Not even heard of this fucker. Who else do you know little of? As in "celebs" that is..
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:28, 174 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
towie, Geordie shore, The Valleys etc
never watched or read about any of the people in them
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:30, Reply)
When I have the misfortune to see Lorraine, Paul O'Grady show, etc, I rarely know who the tanned bloke/blonde with big norks guests are, although the audience clap like wanking chimps. Either I'm telly snob, or I'm not reading the right papers.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:38, Reply)
I once watched TOWIE.
I used to think I wasn't racist, but it turns out I really hate all orange people.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:54, Reply)
I also am unfamiliar with Radio 1 DJs from teh 60s.
I am also unfamiliar with most of them from the 70s and 80s. If I ever go on Mastermind, this category will not be the one I pick, is what I am saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:33, Reply)
you look so french

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:34, Reply)
You look so bent

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:36, Reply)
you can't even see most of my face Gaston

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:36, Reply)
Linkedin.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:37, Reply)
that's not a great picture...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Especially with that big spurting cock all over you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)
ironically that actually helps

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:43, Reply)
I'm getting a bit self conscious over the amount of people that say I look French :(
I might put my trout pout picture up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)
If it helps, I think you look like an IT nerd.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:44, Reply)
A french one?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:46, Reply)
He's too pale

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:46, Reply)
It was winter :(
Fucken e-stalker, Tangles. E-RAPE!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:47, Reply)
I would've thought you'd be grateful, what with your 3 followers
Who, as far as I can guess, are: Nakers, your missus and your ex-flatmate
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:55, Reply)
misses eh
*e stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Oh you're following me now as well

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:00, Reply)
Her FB picture is better.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Yup!
I rarely use it, to be honest. I prefer reading other peoples' stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:57, Reply)
he lives works and wanks in a basement

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:52, Reply)
I have

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Wait, is your question: who have you not heard of?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:35, Reply)
Cornwall

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:36, Reply)
I ahve not heard of Jacques Cousteau

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:36, Reply)
Who?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)
My point is, that if you can name people you've never heard of, then you've heard of them.
Innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:41, Reply)
No, which 'celebs', do you know nothing about. I could have phrased it better.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:39, Reply)
"Icould have phrased it better"
should really be your sig
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:40, Reply)
Along with "spelt", mind you, you can't really lecture on that front.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)
isn't that the kind of crap tangiers eats

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:45, Reply)
I make a cracking spelt broth

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:46, Reply)
*shakes head sadly*
*loads shotgun*

"come tangles, lets go for a walk...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Oh, in that case
I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Drimble

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:37, Reply)
He certainly is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:38, Reply)
i've just eaten three sherbert straws

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:42, Reply)
I've just started my first pint.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:46, Reply)
AMA

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:48, Reply)
I've discovered Rolo biscuits, I approve mightily.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:47, Reply)
as a doctor or as an internet fatty

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:49, Reply)
The second, as a doctor I should just say no.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2nq8DzYToE
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:52, Reply)
yey battered!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)
I'm going to cook some sauté potatoes tonight. Dusted with rosemary.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:50, Reply)
How the fuck do you "dust" them with rosemary?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Take rosemary from garden. Remove stalks from leaves. Dry leaves in the oven. Then use a pestle & mortar to grind them up. Put dust in a bowl. Add cooked sautéed potatoes to bowl. Mix. Serve. Eat. Digest. Shit out the following morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Is that last bit because you put them in a bowel?
Fucking idiot
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:54, Reply)
Only to mix them. Then serve on a plate. However given how you eat yogurt with a fucking fork your opinion is invalid.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:56, Reply)
Bowel. Bowel and shit.
Reread your post, you inept fuckstick!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Inept fuckstick is an excellent insult

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:59, Reply)
It seemed appropriate

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Cheating ninja

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)
I normally fry rosemary and garlic in the oil first whilst I'm boiling up the cubed potato

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:59, Reply)
I find the garlic burns and goes bitter if I do that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:01, Reply)
your oilis too hot
cook the garlic on a low heat prior to adding the potatoes, remove garlic, increase heat, added potatoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Thanks Nigella!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Another option is to make your own garlic oil. Few cloves cut in half left in a bottle of oil for a few weeks = excellence.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)
And a really easy way to cultivate clostridium botulinum

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:11, Reply)
The oil preserves the garlic. The oil is then heated to a high temperature. So not a problem.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:12, Reply)
I chuck it out when it starts going brown.
Also, start it off in your oil from cold to stop it burning
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:07, Reply)
i'm gonna call ity
This is the worst thread ever
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:45, Reply)
I try.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)

I have no knowledge of soap opera 'actors' or any reality TV participants*.

I intend for matters to remain this way.

* Apart from Lizard Lick Towing' which is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:49, Reply)
you are a fucking idiot

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:49, Reply)
Have you seen Lizard Lick? Hilarious rednecks.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:50, Reply)
i have seen the adverts, that was more than enough
all thiose fake documentry series are awful
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:52, Reply)
It's probably the most contrived one out there as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Definitely.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:57, Reply)
What's not to love about a 25 stone born again Christian minister and his former funeral director wife repossessing vehicles in the south?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:55, Reply)
everything

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:56, Reply)
I know of
Pappa Bear, T-Money, Desert Dan, and Jesse.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:50, Reply)
T-Money is probably one of the best characters on television ever, to be fair.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Better even than the mighty Harold Bishop.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:05, Reply)
*tubas*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:09, Reply)
The lesser known members of So Solid Crew?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Isn't that all of them?
It is for me, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Me too
Harvey?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:06, Reply)

metro.co.uk/2014/05/22/hitler-lookalike-cat-attacked-in-tredworth-gloucestershire-4736330/?ito=facebook

If I saw someone doing this, I think it might be the only time in my life that I ever hit anybody. Cunts.

He does look like hitler though.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:53, Reply)
give it another month or so and I reckon you'll hit frog

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:55, Reply)
Only if he nicks the Turkish delight again

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:58, Reply)
She hits me when I'm asleep

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Snoring: punishable by death

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 May 2014, 15:59, Reply)
I'm rearranging furniture tonight

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:01, Reply)
^euphamism^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:02, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:04, Reply)
That fucking bookshelf is GONE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:04, Reply)
buy a nice box of chocolate ans eat them all as well

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:06, Reply)
No need, he'll just snark mine

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Dairy Milk Banana Crunch thingy is NOM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:18, Reply)

kevssnackreviews.blogspot.co.uk/2014/04/cadbury-dairy-milk-marvellous-creations-banana-caramel-crisp.html

This? Nooooooooo they can't replace the cola pretzel one!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:21, Reply)
Its fucking NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:22, Reply)
Both sound revolting.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:25, Reply)
clickin all diss banana shiznit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:28, Reply)
So when are you two going to start living together? Or has this already happened?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:20, Reply)
2056

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:21, Reply)
Bit precise with the time of day there Swipe.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:24, Reply)
Moving five to nine
what a way to get a Frog in
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Oh well done indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:30, Reply)
No touching the books

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Break his spine

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:18, Reply)
But oddly enough, shitting the bed goes unpunished...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 May 2014, 16:12, Reply)
your face is quite hittable i reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:00, Reply)
^Ski goggle prick^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:00, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:02, Reply)
snowboard AKSHULY

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:03, Reply)
^^^
clicken dis
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:05, Reply)
shut up pastey pierre

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:05, Reply)
It was winter, who has a tan in winter outside of Essex?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:06, Reply)
\o
Mine lasts for fucking months
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)
^resplendent in classic Northern orange

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)
+ t-shirt.
#moaty
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:10, Reply)
He was more red faced than brown
especially after the shotgun
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Darth once described me as mahogany mother fucker
This is near the truth
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:14, Reply)
^plank

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:15, Reply)
^ smelly paki ^

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 22 May 2014, 16:20, Reply)
tggisir

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:23, Reply)
^ this

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:09, Reply)
There a tan adn there's looking like you've seen daylight in the past 6 months
grace looks like she sees more daylight than you
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)
I gain and lose tans really quickly. It's a curse :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Given that you frenchies hardly ever wash I don't believe this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:11, Reply)
I go nut brown and bright blond :)
For about three days then it's back to alabaster and muddy brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:12, Reply)
Bender

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:13, Reply)
#can'twin

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:14, Reply)
I need to follow Ape on Twitter, dont I?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:07, Reply)
He's England's answer to Honey Boo Boo

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)
YES

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Someone send me his @twatthing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:13, Reply)
@bentspastic

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:14, Reply)
If only this were true

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:18, Reply)
You're rubbish at stalking

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:20, Reply)
I really am
I dont even know what Battered's @ is
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:25, Reply)
@firstnamesurname.
No gaps, spaces or anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:26, Reply)
STALKING COMMENCE
I see you Ape
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:28, Reply)
Gogglecox

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:28, Reply)
I think I'm already following you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:30, Reply)
Nope
You are not amongst the chosen 15
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:31, Reply)
egg prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:33, Reply)
I dunno how to change it on my phone :O(

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:34, Reply)
\o/ dun it!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:37, Reply)
I must get a newer photo sorted

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:39, Reply)
supercar driving day?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Yeah, at York
Aston Martin v8 Vantage
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Have I mentioned my 10,200 followers?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:34, Reply)
dwarf perverts each and every one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:36, Reply)
I really don't know how I ended up with so many.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:37, Reply)
Unemployment in the mining business is huge
You all need to stick together
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:39, Reply)
I think some may be as a result of when The Scum newspaper named me as an 'Internet prankster' after that whole Chris Moyles thing a few years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:42, Reply)
hahaha! Excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:43, Reply)
Do you remember the Moyles thing?
Channel 5 news, the Guardian, Independent, Radio 1 + others all covered it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:46, Reply)
10,201

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:36, Reply)
You're a Twitter slut.
Disgusting.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:34, Reply)
You sent an @ to Stephen Fry? Ha ha ha. Like he'll read that. Have you seen how many million people follow him?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:36, Reply)
I genuinely dont know how Twitter works

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:37, Reply)
I've mainly used it to take the piss out of GeordieJay

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:38, Reply)
he looks freaky

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:45, Reply)
this is my bio on there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:41, Reply)
So it is

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:45, Reply)
i've been meaning to change that... for employment reasons

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:35, Reply)
I wouldn't worry about it.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:38, Reply)
Why not? Someone,like these pricks, might stalk me and decide I'm unsavory

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 17:04, Reply)
lEAVE NAKERS ALONE

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Domestic vionence lols, do it where the bruises can't be seen, Rachel.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:03, Reply)
DRAMA.
The manager of my local has just been fired and the area manager is making him immediately move all his belongings out from the flat upstairs. Rather harsh. Possibly illegal.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:51, Reply)
gross misconduct? Flat is part of the pay packet, if he's been stealing you hardly want him on the premisis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 16:55, Reply)
Him being asked to leave is one thing. Clearing all of his stuff out immediately is another. Furniture etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 17:03, Reply)
Pickfords want a grand for the pleasure of lumping our boxes and bookcases around.
Fuck that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 17:04, Reply)
Prickfords more like!!!!!!!!11!!

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 17:06, Reply)
Fucken innit

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 17:12, Reply)
Do you want the name of the company I used? They were pretty cheap and really good I thought
Price didn't in life boxing though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 May 2014, 17:17, Reply)
Is 'in life boxing' a new sport?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 May 2014, 17:19, Reply)
We've got another firm lined up, but thanks.
A thousand fucking pounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 22 May 2014, 17:21, Reply)

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