I had a banana today, but I think as a good all rounder you can't beat a bacon sandwich.
The worst thing that someone else ate first thing was 'chilli heatwave' Doritos, the smell alone made me feel sick and my hangover worse.

Also: Folkestone has been included in *yet another* list of 'cool places to live' - How d'ya like that, haters?!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:19, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

[citation needed]

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:20, Reply)

even your candles are spasticised

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:21, Reply)

Holy shit, candles!
I've never had candles before :)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:21, Reply)

They are worth every penny

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:25, Reply)

every a
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:28, Reply)

Ttj...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:29, Reply)

Candle prick
www.shortlist.com/home/coolest-new-uk-areas-to-buy-a-house
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:22, Reply)

I used to work right next to Holbeck
The regenerated bit is really cool.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:26, Reply)

Well this has blown it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:30, Reply)

Careful
They'll go out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:31, Reply)

There is a lot of money being put into 'regenerating' Folkestone, and house prices may double in the next 5 years as lots of people are moving there because of the transport links etc.
Might keep my house a bit longer than I had planned.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:30, Reply)

Sounds like a good plan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:31, Reply)

The house costs me next to nothing to keep, might let it at some point or something before I cash in and retire.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:32, Reply)

you could do let to buy and get somewhere bigger/ in a nicer area
It seems to be working for sportscow.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:37, Reply)

Free commuter lads mags are renowned for their property nous

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:32, Reply)

I'm not suggesting it's a completely factual article, but regardless of the media coverage in the Guardian etc saying similar things, people are moving there and property prices are rising.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:34, Reply)

how many have you got in F town?
You have some rental properties, right?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:34, Reply)

The family do.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:34, Reply)

I see.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:36, Reply)

Whose family?
Him who you don't speak to?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:40, Reply)

No, he's not from Folkestone bruv

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:41, Reply)

Immigrant, eh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:42, Reply)

He's fucked off to Wales, but I have him to thank for my Cheshire heritage

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:43, Reply)

You're a northern?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:50, Reply)

Well, I was born in Chester and moved when I was 1.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:51, Reply)

Well they've embarrassed themselves there, haven't they
Where's Coventry in that list?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:36, Reply)

They must have thought Cov was *already* a cool place to live and didn't need attention drawing to it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:38, Reply)

Must be that
Or maybe we're still too hip to have registered yet
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:40, Reply)

Yes, I'm sure that must be it....
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:42, Reply)

no Welwyn Garden City either :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:39, Reply)

Never heard of it.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:21, Reply)

No gays or blacks in F-Town soz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 23 May 2014, 8:22, Reply)

I'm moving there then.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 23 May 2014, 8:57, Reply)

Or gingers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 23 May 2014, 10:00, Reply)