Oh, and somehow, during a fortnight in Spain where I quickly located 1L bottles of beer for 65 cents in the supermarket
I lost four pounds

Explain that, science
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:14, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Smartarse replies along the lines of
"65 cents = 52 pence, so you bought 8 bottles and neglected to mention the 16p you also lost"

will be greeted with derision
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:15, Reply)

I ate my own bodyweight in seafood and gin for a week and came back the same weight

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Gin melts seafood
Everyone knows that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:22, Reply)

SCIENCE!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:22, Reply)

i ate loads when I was away
then I shat it out in a brown river of horror and ended up the same weight
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:24, Reply)

Clicks for brown river of horror
I managed at least 4 shites a day on holiday. It was getting tedious
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:26, Reply)

4! that's nothing
I did that per hour in Rabat
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:27, Reply)

These were baby arms

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:30, Reply)

you probably shouldn't have been eating babies

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:32, Reply)

All you can eat innit?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:35, Reply)

Actually I did shit a LOT out there
Stayed away from the tapwater too.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:33, Reply)

i stayed away from the tap water
until I forgot and went swimming in the not very chlorinated pool
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Extension tubes or 1:2 magnification macro lens?
QUICK, BEFORE THE CHAT POLICE GET HERE
( Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:41, Reply)

um, I use close up filters
as they are cheap and not that for off a proper macro lens if you are not using it frequently
if you have the money, lens is technically better quality
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:45, Reply)

NO CAMERA CHAT

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 28 May 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Neither will really increase the size of your penis

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:12, Reply)

Really?
*throws away lens*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:20, Reply)

Amateur
I did six a day in London. Fucking stomach flu.
( Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:35, Reply)

This was normal operation

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:35, Reply)

^bum AIDS

( Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:38, Reply)

London is lethal

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:40, Reply)

Easy.
Any weight gain was offset by amoebic dysentery caused by the water.
( Muns, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:25, Reply)

Didn't he play for Newcastle?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:26, Reply)

I get this.
And by that, I mean the joke, rather than dysentery.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 28 May 2014, 14:27, Reply)

The day is still young
unlike us
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:36, Reply)

*colostomy bag fives*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 28 May 2014, 14:50, Reply)

Weight loss caused by a flapping sphincter
after being violently buggered by hairy daygo dockers.
( Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Dayglo or Dago?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Daygo.

( Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:40, Reply)

YAAFI
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=dago

www.websource.it/search/dago/daygo
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 28 May 2014, 14:48, Reply)

DAYGO
I DON'T FOLLOW THE LANGUAGES RULES, IT FOLLOWS MINE
( Kroney, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:02, Reply)

Typical French
trying and failing to stop the inexorable match of English into their lingo.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:09, Reply)