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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am going for a massage then going jet skiing.
What are you doing with your Saturday?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 May 2014, 7:24, 47 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Driving to Cheshire to see the parents, whooppee. Looking forsard to seeing thdm, it's just thedriving I loathe. Driving really, really sucks.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 7:32, Reply)
Driving is cool

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 31 May 2014, 7:34, Reply)
I'm off to do the Whitley Bay ParkRun at 9
Then football with the calf at 11. This afternoon will be gardening and this evening will be drinking
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 31 May 2014, 7:33, Reply)
So how come you're so fat?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:13, Reply)
working :'(''''''''

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 May 2014, 7:37, Reply)
Every time I read your sig in my head it sounds like Tubbs from League of Gentlemen
'A local shop for local people'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 31 May 2014, 7:41, Reply)
I can I can't?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 May 2014, 7:42, Reply)
'He's upstairs, cleansing the precious things of the shop'

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 31 May 2014, 7:44, Reply)
Having Friday off makes today seem like a Sunday
That means I get a free Sunday tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 31 May 2014, 7:44, Reply)
I wont actually get home until about three which means its almost a normal working day and I only get Sunday off and bloobloobloo

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 May 2014, 7:47, Reply)
Harsh times. What's with the sabbath working?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 May 2014, 7:50, Reply)
These records wont mail themselves

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 May 2014, 7:52, Reply)
Tru Dat

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:06, Reply)
that Peshay record is still 'miles from home'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:22, Reply)
Sunday is the lord's day frog.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:11, Reply)
Four day weeks FTW
Had a run of them recently (bank hols, having to use up holiday entitlement etc) I could get used to them every week.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:04, Reply)
From Monday I will be working 21 days straight. 20 in the day job, one in the drug research unit. Wankywankywankwank.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:10, Reply)
Monty does drug research everyday, man up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:23, Reply)
I get paid for it though ;)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:29, Reply)
you are mum get is paid for it lol rofl

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 31 May 2014, 9:18, Reply)
Gonna plant out my tomatoes today then go to a bbq
For now I'm slightly (unfairly) hungover and watching Dipdap with the mini apes
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:24, Reply)
I had to watch 'bubble guppies' last night.
It's fucking weird.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:26, Reply)
Not seen that one
Why we're you watching it?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:29, Reply)
Masturbatory aid.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:32, Reply)
three year old niece is here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:38, Reply)
Great age, mini ape and I have a right laugh
Although she does bully me sometimes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:40, Reply)
the cat hates children
She's been in hiding.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:41, Reply)
Very wise with many kids
Mini ape is great with animals, we taught her "flat hands" early so no tail pulling or razzling them up
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:45, Reply)
Niece loved Grace though, no problems there

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:57, Reply)
She didn't mind the smell?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 9:02, Reply)
no, just contented little squeaks all round xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 May 2014, 9:12, Reply)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 9:27, Reply)
Kid tv is ace. I'm educating daughter in old stiff at the moment. Ivor the Engine, Chorlton and the Wheelies, and Pufnstuff. Sell old shit. I've managed to get the wife to drive \0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:32, Reply)
Mini ape is obsessed with Dipdap, there's a 2:30 hour mix of the 5min episodes on YouTube
I've seen them all
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:33, Reply)
Bet you've grown to love it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:44, Reply)
I do actually it's quite creative


Apparently I have a "big bottom" :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:46, Reply)
It won't be long before mini learns "bent spastic"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sat 31 May 2014, 9:05, Reply)
She kicked me in the balls really hard about 10 mins ago

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 9:12, Reply)
This made me lol.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 31 May 2014, 9:16, Reply)
Proper crouched on the floor taking deep breaths levels of pain
Maybe she didn't want anymore siblings
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 9:28, Reply)
She's learning to treat you the way everyone else does

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sat 31 May 2014, 9:36, Reply)
Old stiff? Nonce

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 31 May 2014, 10:07, Reply)
Flying home :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:39, Reply)
I've not been away since September
Where in France were you?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:40, Reply)
Dans le région Limousin

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:43, Reply)
d'accord

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 31 May 2014, 8:43, Reply)
I'm going to cook loads of pork loin steaks, any ideas?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Sat 31 May 2014, 10:21, Reply)

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