Overuse of question and exclamation marks!!!!!
There are some seriously quizzical fuckers round here. Every email they type I picture them sitting there with comic book question marks popping up all round their head. Also, I'd ban children's birth day parties. Specifically those taking place at happy fun soft play swingy slidey play areas. Three fucking hours out of my Sunday just so I could sit around trying to read a book and avoid dull conversation with other cunt parents while their cunt fucking kids run around like sweaty beetroots blowing ear-piercing party whistles stinking of sunny delight.

Alt: Other people
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 9:49, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

We went to one a few weeks ago. We were told it cost seven grand by the cock parents. Cunts.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 9:51, Reply)

You fucking how much?
I hate people.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Jun 2014, 9:54, Reply)

Most are knobs xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 10:10, Reply)

who throws a party and then tells people how much it cost?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 9:59, Reply)

cunts of the "upwardly mobile" variety
social climbers, the worst kind of cunts.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Cunts who live near us. Fireworks, outside catwring and a helicooter. For a four year old. Absolute cunts.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 10:01, Reply)

a cat strangling party? bit extreme, can't they just go clubbing?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 10:03, Reply)

No, its cat wiring
Needs a 10th Dan cat wirer and they COST
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Fuck off, catering. What's wrong with sangwiches and sausage rolls?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Battered?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Perfect imagery
Well done
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 9:53, Reply)

Plus that creepy guy who looks like Zammo, leering at all the mums and rubbing himself in the 'ball pool'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 9:54, Reply)

rubb drown
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Jun 2014, 9:59, Reply)