Im looking forward to going wild in the lakes at the hen party in 2 weeks
(yer, I know, bender etc.)
should be a right hoot running amok in a 5*+ listed building...
and the subsequent wedding following.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:36, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Oh man I hope you don't get really drunk and decide to go night swimming before getting into difficulties and drowning
Only for the current to take your corpse down stream and it's is decimated by fauna to the point where your parents don't even want it back and are secretly just happy that you're gone.

I hope that doesn't happen at all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:42, Reply)

Keep your filthy fantasies to your decrepit mind please.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:50, Reply)

You realise 'potholing' doesn't mean having a joint and sticking your cock in a blokes shit-pipe, yeah?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:44, Reply)

Alreet geofffery

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:48, Reply)

Good thanks Fogie.
Reckon I can get away from work within an hour and then do some boozin'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:50, Reply)

So... 'scrambling' isn't 'rape' then..?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 17:50, Reply)

Only if you are egged on

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 18:29, Reply)

You must be yolking!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 18:39, Reply)

These bad puns leave me shell shocked

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 18:55, Reply)