Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alt. honestly I don't think I can deal with another loved childhood hero being a nonce I hope it isn't true
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I met johnny ball in the early nightiesI was very very pissed and apparently told him i wanted to fuck his daughter
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I remember nothing of this encounterIt was relayed to me. Apparently he was a guest speaker at uni. Just a shame it wasn't Sara cox's dad he would have probably hooked me up
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To which he replied 'I can recommend that, she's a top shag'.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 20:50,
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Pffft.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jun 2014, 20:57,
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This is because you are a "bent spastic".(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jun 2014, 21:00,
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as we all know from newspaper headlines inverted commas mean something isn't true!yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Jun 2014, 21:02,
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"Think of a Number"That'd be 2, then...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jun 2014, 21:02,
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I met David Bellamy in the 1980's.Fortunately, at no point did he try to "wummage awound in my undergwowth".
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 3 Jun 2014, 21:03,
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