Stupid cunts driving Minis causing me to almost shat myself this morning
by pulling out almost into the side of me (pfft pulling out)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:04, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Yeah! Either drive so badly and dangerously that I DO shit myself, or not at all.
What kind of PRICK leaves you at the almost stage? Broken Britain.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:07, Reply)

I just had to put my foot down and hope he didn't drive into the side of me
Not a good start
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:09, Reply)

It's people like that that make me keep a hammer in the car,
Apart from the fact my car is dead now, so all I have is a big metal toolbox.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:11, Reply)

Perhaps if you drove at a more sensible pace these sort of incidents wouldn't occur

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:12, Reply)

Good point
Except I was doing about 10 mph at the time
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:14, Reply)

Kerb crawling or driving outside a school YOU NONCE!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Exactly - too bloody slow.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:16, Reply)

It must be Drive Like A Dickhead Day
Had at least three this morning who despite there being a space behind my car big enough to fit a 42 ton artic in, insisted that their car should occupy the road space my car was currently occupying.
What is it with these people, does it make their penis feel small if they don't get in front of every car on the road or sumtin?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:10, Reply)

We just do it for the lols

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:11, Reply)

I drive the van like a cunt because I feel it's part of the territory.
I like to get up beside lorries and slow down so I'm just edging past and see how many people I can get flashing their lights.


*I don't really do this.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Yes, it makes my penis feel small.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Jun 2014, 9:17, Reply)