I like these updates and I am enjoying seeing you cope badly with rejection.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:30, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Kill me

( Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:31, Reply)

It's okay mate, one day you will wake up and the first thing you think about won't be your failure, it will be something else, then you will know you are healing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:32, Reply)

It would certianly help me forget what a pathetic miserable person I am if they would stop phoning and emailing me
I suspect they're doing it on purpose and laughing at me as they drink expensive booze from fancy goblets.
( Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:34, Reply)

That's what I'd be doing. So would you, if you hadn't fucked up the interview.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:35, Reply)

Email his boss. You've nothing to lose. Tell him that the bloke they've hired is taking the piss by contacting you, he's clearly incompetent & you'd be happy to have a chat about replacing him.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:36, Reply)

I don't actually want the job to be honest
its less money and they've proved themselves cunts. The only reason I went for it is their Staff Development program has money in it and ours doesn't
( Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:39, Reply)

Then say you're only happy to help on an ongoing basis for a consultancy fee @ £75 per hour, working remotely to fit in around your day job, otherwise you'll stop providing free advice.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:41, Reply)

^^this

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Oooo I like this!
Though this is Cornwall £75 an hour is more than the GDP of the county
( Peej, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:44, Reply)

Then negotiate the rate. If they need your help enough, they'll pay a professional rate for it.
Nothing to lose.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Shy bairns get nowt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Quite.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Nice name change

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Thanks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 9:52, Reply)