I've just fucked up big time.
I slipped on the scaffolding, fell funny and put my boot through the window of the directors office. He was on a conference call. He is not happy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:18, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

are you alright?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Yeah fine.
I've just had to sit through an interview with the Health and safety officer on site.
Looks like I'll just have to do the work at heights course refresher, but otherwise no problems.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Jun 2014, 12:00, Reply)

well the main thing is that you didn't cut your foot to ribbons or hurt your back
the rest of it can go suck a bag of dicks
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 12:09, Reply)

Do you need to see a doctor?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Excellent work
When you say put your boot through I take it you broke the window?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Shattered. Proper.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Jun 2014, 12:00, Reply)

Oops

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 12:13, Reply)

Have you filled in the accident book?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:36, Reply)

Oh fuck, I think he's severed his leg off and it landed in teh directors lap.
I'm glad he told b3ta before he bled out.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 11:46, Reply)

Near hit form mate.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Jun 2014, 12:01, Reply)

Which, thinking about it makes no sense, it was definitely a hit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Jun 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Haha, you clumsy, lanky, ginger, hippy twat

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 5 Jun 2014, 12:35, Reply)