Harsh but fair?
m.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-27727492
What else is harsh but fair? The fucker knew their laws before going there, imho it''s their own fault.
Alt, holiday suggestions please. We've a few weeks in September, just before daughter''s fourth birthday. No holiday park stuff, Disneyland was a bloody nightmare.
Alt alt , predictive text. It recognised Disneyland, but fucking comes over as cycling. Cunts .Or fibre, if predictive. What's that all about?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 6:14, 96 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Morning doc
My kids love places like Centerparcs. Great for just wandering round or chilling outside watching squirrels and grouse.

My mate Stu was always entertained by predictive text suggesting stud for his name. One of the chaps in our office is a touch on the lardy side so "someone" set his Office autocorrect to change our company name to "I love cake"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 6:47, Reply)

Centreparcs sound ok, Disneyland was in your face constantly. She was a bit too young I think. I bloody hated it
You little wag you. Or wage, if predictive.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 7:22, Reply)

Alt: Praia da Luz. I hear the tapas is good.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 7:22, Reply)

Noted, wa shall take a shovel.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 7:23, Reply)

Predictive text and spell checker always wants to change my surname to 'bordello'
Synonyms: brothel, whorehouse, red-light district, cathouse, house of ill repute, knocking shop, bawdy house, house of prostitution, bagnio, house of ill fame
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 8:03, Reply)

Slag.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 8:16, Reply)

#bants

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 8:21, Reply)

#cynthiapayne

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 8:28, Reply)

Altalt: It's nothing to do with predictive text whatsoever - those words aren't either closely related or even on the same keys (if you're using one of those old fashioned phones with a keypad)
It's because you are a spack-handed twat who would struggle to spell his own name.
Hth.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 8:39, Reply)

Well, no.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 8:51, Reply)

I sent my missus a text asking if she wanted to get done in the brown.
Hilariously, I was asking if she wanted to get food in the crown. People will never understand the true genius of predictive text thanks to fucking smartphones.
( Muns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:23, Reply)

I've just officelolled so loud I've had to explain what I was laughing at!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:24, Reply)

See this is plausible
I can easily see how on, say, an old Nokia, the words food and done use the same combination of keys, as do brown and crown.
But I can't believe that on any phone, particularly a smart-phone, fucking would auto-correct to cycling.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:25, Reply)

I just checked on my phone, one of the options as an alternative for 'fucking' is 'funkiness', which I quite like.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:27, Reply)

Just tried it
You have to use two incorrect letters for it to be suggested, so the OP is probably just a fat handed twat.
( Muns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:28, Reply)

^^^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:29, Reply)

FFS:
www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/toy-boy-aged-31-dating-3649504
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 8:40, Reply)

This widens your options a bit, eh?
Find yourself a nice Deidre Barlow-a-like.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 8:42, Reply)

Sorry your girlfriend left you for a younger model. Chin up m8.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 8:43, Reply)

MEGABONGLE VS WRINKLYGROWLER

( Kroney, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 8:59, Reply)

Mortal Kombat gets weirder with every release

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:12, Reply)

hahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:14, Reply)

Did you see that 93 year old parachuting into Normandy?
Hard fucker.
( Peej, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 8:42, Reply)

STONES.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 8:54, Reply)

My Dad took my Grandad back to Pegasus Bridge a few years before he died
My Grandad was fucking nails
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:02, Reply)

Predictive text has been about for twenty years
It uses a combination of likely words built of the combination of characters you select and the frequency with which you use particular words. Your problem is primarily caused by not checking what you've written and spelling like a mong
( Kroney, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 8:55, Reply)

Alt Alt: I worked with an Indian lad called Prashant.
Outlook would change his name to Peasant. It was months before I noticed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 8:57, Reply)

hahaha!
I like this a lot. Ta for the donation, BTW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:01, Reply)

No problem.
I take it my chosen name is acceptable.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:03, Reply)

Of course
I regret to say you are no longer the largest donator though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:09, Reply)

I take it you have seen the satanic quote?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:11, Reply)

Yep

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:11, Reply)

Idiotic.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Ah but Jeff is one person
The larger donation is on behalf of two people and a family,
( Peej, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:14, Reply)

If he really wants to make some money for charity
He needs to be terminally ill and living it up.
( Muns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:15, Reply)

I'll double my donation if Sporters contracts a terminal illness in the next 3 hours.

( Peej, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:16, Reply)

OK, where's YM at today?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:19, Reply)

She died
a 93 year old man parachuted in to Normandy and landed on her head
( Peej, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:21, Reply)

So she's still warm right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:22, Reply)

Well yes
But unfortunately doesn't have a terminal illness.
( Peej, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:24, Reply)

meh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:25, Reply)

You'd better hurry though
There's quite a long queue
( Peej, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:26, Reply)

I only did it to make Frog and Barters feel bad.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:17, Reply)

hee hee

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:19, Reply)

>:(
Your name on there made me laugh though, so I forgive you.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:20, Reply)

Shows the fat old kiddie fiddler has been lurking.
Hi Barters!
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:21, Reply)

I think you should go to North Korea.
Don't forget to take your own bible, although you might want to leave it behind to make sure you're within the luggage allowance when you travel back.
( Muns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:12, Reply)

So the other day you meant to post Fucking Ave?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:28, Reply)

Let's just think about this for a moment

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:28, Reply)

Okay done, what now?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:30, Reply)

How did it make you feel?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:30, Reply)

....nothing like the thunder

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:32, Reply)

He's got fucking wings!

( Muns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:30, Reply)

You get your fucking wings when you are trained in the art of Tantra

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:35, Reply)

Tantra Red Bull
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:37, Reply)

No that's Paul macartney

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:25, Reply)

Every lute you play
Every single plié
I'll be watching you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:36, Reply)

Nothing for this?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Nothing public, no
But it did amuse me
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:52, Reply)

Needy prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:52, Reply)

INORITE
I had to Google plie and everything
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:52, Reply)

8/10 for effort.

( Muns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:54, Reply)

For the record: -
It would have been 10/10 but you haven't recorded it, made a badly animated music video and sucked Rob off every day for the past ten years to get it in the newsletter, despite the end product being shite.
( Muns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:57, Reply)

It did need MOAR cats

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Nah, that song has been covered and 're-imagined' too many fucking times.

( Muns, Fri 6 Jun 2014, 9:52, Reply)