Evening train/pub/prick thread
Where does this evening have you?
Obvs Im still at work. It's been a hard slog with a room full of hungover staff.

alt. Suggestions for lesbian wedding gifts.
They want money for their honeymoon but just for fun.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:34, 78 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alt: false beards.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:36, Reply)

That's what you get gay men in straight marriages

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:43, Reply)

so a cunt full of shit is apocryphal?

( Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:40, Reply)

Planting some rocket, peas and beetroot
Ironing a shirt and some trousers, catching up on emas missed due to a 5 hour meeting this afternoon.

Alt: strap on obvs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:38, Reply)

You managed to get rid of all the pests?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:45, Reply)

I may sit in my garden with a glass of wine and read a book.
Or I may sit in my garden with a bottle of wine and read a book.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:41, Reply)

I think we both know which you will choose
Secret option 3: 3 bottles of wine, binoculars, hand lotion and self loathing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:44, Reply)

Never been a fan of an al fresco wank.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:45, Reply)

Going to a gig tonight
Alt: vouchers
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:43, Reply)

Yeah I was going to get them an Amazon one so they can pick their own stuff for holidays
I've got a great pop up card :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:46, Reply)

Alt: Westboro Baptist Church merchandise.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:44, Reply)

A god hates fags ash tray perhaps?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:47, Reply)

original, topical and edgy

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:47, Reply)

alright bent jase

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:46, Reply)

alright inconclusive Dozer

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:47, Reply)

yeah not bad

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:48, Reply)

good man.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:51, Reply)

Is grace ok?
Didn't you get a cat or summat too?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:51, Reply)

as long as doesn't put the cat up his arse to catch the hamster.
these things never end well.
( Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:53, Reply)

perhaps he'll die...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:56, Reply)

The was an old dozer who swallowed a fly...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:58, Reply)

if it was a sunflower seed I'd understand his logic.

( Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:01, Reply)

The man's an idiot Munsta, logic plays no part in the decisions as to what he shoves up his arse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:04, Reply)

sexual orientation correction therapy.
or a camcorder with a secret wifi connection that uploads everything to redtube.
( Muns, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:51, Reply)

They are pretty hot mind.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 17:56, Reply)

dungarees

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:00, Reply)

Birkenstock crocs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:01, Reply)

Ha! I actually have a friend called Karen who loves Birkenstocks :/

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:03, Reply)

Oh no Rim Mayle is dead, I'm so sad :''((((
He was so "funny" with his falling over and frying pan!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:16, Reply)

I may watch a film, I may not, but I will drink a beer no matter what

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:49, Reply)

I'm showing a steak to a hot pan and then eating it.
Might watch some telly too.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 18:58, Reply)

"They want money for their honeymoon but just for fun"
Well give them some monopoly money. What sort of statement is that?

I'd like some money for fun too, please. Send to TD (Not fake Nigerian Prince account), Near Bradford, nod nod.

Used notes only.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 19:05, Reply)

Working nights this week.
Alt: a nice teapot or something. Women love that sort of shit
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Jun 2014, 19:13, Reply)

A cruet!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 19:14, Reply)

Good thinking

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Jun 2014, 19:15, Reply)

Working nights is shit

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 19:17, Reply)

I was on a permanent night shift a few years ago
And I got so bored I signed up to b3ta. The rest is history.

If you're on for a long period of time you adjust, but doing it occasionally fucks your body clock.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 19:21, Reply)

Ohhh so it's their fault?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 19:23, Reply)

You could try to sue them for being troubled by me
But the company in question has gone through so many identity changes recently that you won't get very far.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 19:27, Reply)

locking the stable door and all that innit more effort that its worth

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Jun 2014, 19:28, Reply)