Birthdays
So Mrs Cow is bugging me to sort out my 40th birthday - in December. Whats the best/worst birthday "thing" you've done?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:39, 20 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It is my birthday today.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Happy Birthday
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:46, Reply)

Ta.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:57, Reply)

\o/
Good stuff, happy birthday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:47, Reply)

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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Happy birthday Batts

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:52, Reply)

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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Happy Birthday, hope you get everything you deserve

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:55, Reply)

So that will be fuck all then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Happy Birthday.
Bumps later!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:58, Reply)

I went to a McDonalds party once.
Not only did you get a burger and chips, you also got to meet a paedophile dressed as Ronald, and we were allowed to stand in the freezer for a bit to experience 'cold'. Probably not allowed do that since political correctness went mad.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 10:49, Reply)

Ronald's alright!
I asked him to show me the cows where they got the milkshakes from. He took me to where they were, but he blindfolded me because it was top secret, like his special sauce.

He even let me milk it. The udders were a bit bigger than I thought they'd be, were hairy at the bottom and pointed upwards. It took a little work but I managed to get the milkshake out. It tasted a bit weird, but Ronald said I could come back and practice until I got banana milkshake. I told him I would come back the next day.

I told my mum about my day when I got home. She didn't let me go back. When I was sixteen I went back by myself. Ronald had changed, he was at least six inches shorter and seemed depressed.

I blame myself for lying to him.
( Muns, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)

I did a tandem sky dive for my 30th. It was excellent, apart from it fucked my spine up - I was 6'2'' beforehand.
Honest guv.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Track day experience for my 40th
Ferrari 360, Gallardo, R8 and Vantage. Utterly fucking brilliant and scary as fuck at the same time. The noise.....man, the noise.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 11:16, Reply)

I did an Aston Martin drive the other year that was fun

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jun 2014, 11:28, Reply)