Seriously lacking in stories, here.
Went out with another girl I thought might be a bit mental. So I didn't go out with her a second time. Is that any good?
( Kroney, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:16, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Surely our resident French lothario has a few good stories?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:17, Reply)

Lucky Pierre

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:18, Reply)

Not about shit first dates, no.
I only had a short "dating" period. Mostly it's all banging drunk slags, mate. Brap brap.
( Kroney, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:20, Reply)

They will do as stories

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:21, Reply)

The girl I was seeing before the missus kept telling me I should ask the missus out.
Repeatedly said we were all casual and whatnot and wouldnt be going anywhere. She was going out with other guys etc, which was fine as I wasn't attached and was going out other girls. So I asked out the now mrs.

I ended up as the bad guy, obviously. When I told her there were tears and "but I love you" texts.

It was a bit awkward as she sits on the same desk cluster as her.
( Kroney, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:24, Reply)

Simple answer
THREESOME
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:25, Reply)

Mrs is as straight as an arrow.

( Kroney, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:26, Reply)

2 girls, 1 cock

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:26, Reply)

Thats what you think
The photos she sends me say different
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:27, Reply)

I tried to wave but both hands were busy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:27, Reply)

In my considered opinion
you both wish she did.
( Kroney, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:29, Reply)

I swear to god
He was moving her mouth like a glove puppet it was that deep
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:29, Reply)

*James Herriots*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:30, Reply)

Best of all the Metallicas.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:39, Reply)

It was my fault, ultimately.
I believed she meant what she said.
( Kroney, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:25, Reply)

Oh Kroney

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:28, Reply)

Typical male schoolboy error, eh?

( Kroney, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:29, Reply)

But didn't you remind her of what she said?
What was her reaction?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:36, Reply)

"I said that to see what you would do."

( Kroney, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:54, Reply)

To which I responded
"Yeah, I figured that the first time you said that. The times after that I took as advice."
( Kroney, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:54, Reply)

Fair enough. Daft bint.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:07, Reply)

I wouldn't bother yourself
Sporto is only looking for new material to add to his wank bank.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:19, Reply)

I've been married too long now
My tapes are worn out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:19, Reply)

There's this thing called the internet, right....
free porn to your computer, phone, tablet, you name it.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:26, Reply)

TTJ

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:27, Reply)

Armchair

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:28, Reply)