would you wear one of these?
www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/10894876/Spornosexuality-If-this-is-what-spornosexual-means-then-god-help-us-all.html

what do you wear on the beach?

alt: worst clothing mistake you've ever seen?

altalt: creepiest thing anyone has ever said to you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:50, 56 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Great news swipey!
www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-27794722
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:52, Reply)

i knew that already

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:53, Reply)

*cries*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:56, Reply)

No
On the beach I wear a bored expression for half an hour before insisting we go and do something interesting instead

Alt: That thing wor Cheryl wore in America that time probably
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:55, Reply)

How is that even attractive?
An orange, permatanned, coiffed boy wearing half a mankini?

Kill it with fire.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:55, Reply)

^ Already printed off the pic, laminated it, spoffed all over it

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:57, Reply)

Keep it to yourself. sicko.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:02, Reply)

You could at least wipe it down for me first.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:08, Reply)

prude

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:15, Reply)

I wear shorts and a vest on the beach. Rare that I go to the beach.
Not a fan of sand
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 16:56, Reply)

No I wouldn't wear that and I haven't met anyone who ever would
T-shirt and swim shorts. Normal stuff really.

Alt: A woman that I used to work with, who always looked like she dressed in the fucking dark. She admitted to getting most of her stuff from charity shops. One day she came into work with odd shoes - 1 black and 1 navy. Fucking idiot.

AltAlt: All manner of things that Mental Number 1 (from my answer in the previous thread) texted/emailed/messaged me after I dumped her. She was quiet clearly stalking me online for months after I finished with her. I eventually blocked her on FB at 11pm one night. She phoned me at 7am the next morning wanting to know why I had blocked her. What the actual fuck was she doing checking out my FB profile at 7am? Fucking lunatic.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:02, Reply)

I might go to the beach tomorrow.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:02, Reply)

Alt: that stupid "bustin' lo" fashion among young gentlemen a few years ago where they deliberately wore their trousers so that their arses hung out.
Altalt: my stepmother was well completely and viciously insane, but more in a psychotic way than creepy. She did once tell me that my mum and dad never loved me, though, and that her and my dad had been together "forever, because time is just a concept actually".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:08, Reply)

Why do you need to wear anything at the beach?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:26, Reply)

because nobody who wants to expose their naked body on the beach
has a body you would want to look at.

especially fat old germans.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:29, Reply)

You claimed to be Irish a moment ago.
make your mind up.
( Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:34, Reply)

i was talking about you, herman ze german

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:47, Reply)

Anyone who wears a onesie outside of their own homes should be publicly executed.

( Muns, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:35, Reply)

cf dressing gowns

( Kroney, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:42, Reply)

Sometimes I feel awkward about going into even the back garden in mine
Other times I find it quite liberating, if not a little exhilarating.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:47, Reply)

are those the times when the wind blows it open?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:48, Reply)

Let's just say, if I wore skirts I'd never wear knickers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:50, Reply)

Chorizo and Pineapple kebabs are being prepared
Along with steak, pork and lemon chicken.

#holidaybarbecue
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:39, Reply)

What's the vegetarian option?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:42, Reply)

An exotic fruits Solero.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:43, Reply)

Nice

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:44, Reply)

I'd offer you a Calippo
But with them being made from caterpillars and hippos I thought you'd object.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:50, Reply)

I appreciate you considering my condition

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:51, Reply)

it's no chilli and lime chicken

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:48, Reply)

Sadly not.
Maybe tomorrow if I'm lucky.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 17:54, Reply)

alt alt: Quender's Revenge

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 18:00, Reply)

I wear boots, jeans and a nice jumper

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 18:06, Reply)

337-5 YESSSSSSSSSS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 18:28, Reply)

Fucking London wankers.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 12 Jun 2014, 18:31, Reply)