Bowel update, have not squirted since 13.00, my dose of the shits is over hopefully, may attempt toast soon.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:32, 61 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

yet another award winning 'shit thread' from Deep Brain Thrombosis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:35, Reply)

Of course, there were those yogis who supposedly could reduce oxygen requirements of their body and slow their heartbeats to near death. They could reverse intestinal peristalsis and consume toast through the anus.

But that was all unproven - and theoretically impossible.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:37, Reply)

Something something about making a Booboo

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:38, Reply)

And a pickenick basket.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:44, Reply)

That's so hot

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:52, Reply)

Crichton double novel, both stories mention the difference in cross-section between male and female pubic hair
anyone would think he was obsessed
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:56, Reply)

You best use real butter and marmite, or you'll be dead to me.....just saying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:39, Reply)

Who the fuck puts real butter on toast?

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:45, Reply)

Who the fuck uses anything but butter?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:52, Reply)

I use olive spread
I smoke and drink to excess but olive spread is good for me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:54, Reply)

Yep, that'll definitely counter the effects of your lifestyle

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:57, Reply)

Same here.
Olive spread to completely negate the effects of fags and beer.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:58, Reply)

The magic properties of olive oil unnaturally solidified

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:02, Reply)

Exactly
Look at the adverts. Rag your internal organs to the very end of their endurance, but olive spread makes you healthy.

Who are we to doubt this?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:02, Reply)

Joanna Lumley speaks highly of it

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:59, Reply)

I hear that some cunts like chocolate flavoured cheese spread
I was coerced into trying some once, it nearly came straight back up
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:57, Reply)

Nah mate, they're pulling your leg
There's no such thing
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:59, Reply)

I was once offered a piece of cheesecake
which I gratefully accepted to find it was a piece of chocolate sponge with grated cheddar on top.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:01, Reply)

You've eaten at gonz's?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:03, Reply)

Yes, crap food, but great sex.

( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:08, Reply)

What you're saying is that I was fed excrement, yes?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:09, Reply)

Soz m8

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:11, Reply)

But with Dairylee on
Kids go mad for Dairylee.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:14, Reply)

I have gin and a garden
All would be nice and peaceful, if some prick wasn't mowing his lawn.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 19:51, Reply)

The telly was that shit I had a rake about in my DVD's
Settled for the pink panther.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:01, Reply)

You had a garden rake and some shit amongst your DVDs?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:04, Reply)

Might just have been a well dressed man about town, not a garden rake

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 20:07, Reply)

I have woken up
(◉‿◉)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:08, Reply)

Welcome back

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:25, Reply)

it's ginny weed face!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:26, Reply)

Jealous

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:28, Reply)

i have rose

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:30, Reply)

Gay

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:31, Reply)

i am comfortable in myself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:36, Reply)

self pink trousers
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:38, Reply)

those too

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:45, Reply)

I recommend a pint of strong dark ale and a bag of out of date pistachios.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:29, Reply)

Winsome

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:30, Reply)

Tanglo
How's the garden?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:35, Reply)

it has a cunt in it :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:37, Reply)

Nice of him to invite you over.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:37, Reply)

You both visit here now, you should coordinate your trips and we can all go to a shit pub together

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:40, Reply)

That's an idea.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:42, Reply)

it'd have to be daytime
I ent staying after dark
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:45, Reply)

You wouldn't be safe after dark

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:47, Reply)

I will be honest,
It's not an inspiring place in the day.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:49, Reply)

it's fucking grim

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:51, Reply)

City of the future, mate

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:52, Reply)

I'm sure there are some nice bits somewhere

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:52, Reply)

I guess we're working at the university, and all the pubs round there look horrid
With a view of the crazy flyover. But that's only a small slice of the city.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:55, Reply)

oh, that is the nice bit :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:58, Reply)

Oh.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:58, Reply)

Lovely
How's things with you? Are things returning to normal?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:37, Reply)

Kind of,
It's been a long old Hall to get everything sorted after the ladies op, finally got her measured for glasses, so that's good.
Getting hold of doctors and people is very difficult.
But yeah, finally settling down. Glad the weekend is here and we have no plans.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:42, Reply)

pointy elbows is what you need

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:46, Reply)

Good stuff

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:46, Reply)

Also, looks like with the glasses she'll actually have decent social distance vision.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:48, Reply)

She's finally going to find out what you look like

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:50, Reply)

I've got an overnight emergency bag packed.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:55, Reply)

good news, but you'd better get rid of that "thing" on your face

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:50, Reply)

No

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Jun 2014, 21:53, Reply)