Pricks.
How has your weekend been?
The party mansion was nothing short of epic. I tried to update you all on my journey from Nottingham train station where the only thing in near vicinity was the job centre.

What's on our sunday evening agenda? Im getting a takeaway and stocking up on lost nutrients
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 18:45, 115 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

listening to tech house and cooking a roast

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 18:56, Reply)

ive been through about 6 sub genres of house this weekend. all needs were catered for

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:15, Reply)

Bungalow, semi-detatched, detached, terrace, mansion, castle?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:21, Reply)

I've got right back into breaks recently.
Shame it's a dead genre.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:25, Reply)

Off to work in a minute.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 18:57, Reply)

more sympathies

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:14, Reply)

Have dropped my daughter back after a really nice Father's Day. Now having a glass of Oyster Bay & will watch couple of episodes of the new series of OITNB.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:09, Reply)

Thats what I will be watching too. its harsher then the last one!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:16, Reply)

Funnier too.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:17, Reply)

'Having a glass of oyster bay' sounds like a horrid euphemism for spending the night with Swipe.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:19, Reply)

* pushes glass away & makes cup of tea instead *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:20, Reply)

AB: curing problem drinkers by aversion.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:26, Reply)

Do you show them pictures of your wife and say "look what you could have won"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:32, Reply)

Peroni, pizza, ironing and prep for work tomorrow
You didn't follow my swimming advice then?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:17, Reply)

Ironing on Father's Day? I thought you were married?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:18, Reply)

Wife has been in bed all day with a hangover, I went out with mini ape V 1.0 to a Sylvanian families day then to the pub, then to the park with V 2.0 as well
I didn't even get "best dad in the world" mug :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:20, Reply)

We did craft stuff at home at her request, then went & had a pub roast followed by the park.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:22, Reply)

Was a fun day, luckily she was on good form
She can throw a right paddy when she wants to
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:25, Reply)

Sylvanian Families is still a thing?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:40, Reply)

Very much so, I would have thought your sort would know it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:41, Reply)

What, non fathers?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 Jun 2014, 20:09, Reply)

Going out for tea once swipe has done a big plop

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:31, Reply)

Have you called ahead to thames water?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 19:39, Reply)

Prawn saganaki and copious amounts of wine.
Last night was spent celebrating BGB's birthday. I can remember up to the point of finishing my meal and only sporadic episodes after that. I was somewhat blootered.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 Jun 2014, 20:07, Reply)

In other news, I tried to buy an ash tray from the local 'we sell everything' shop.
I have never failed to get fixed up with something from them, ever. They didn't have one. I felt as though I had witnessed the impossible.

Also, the missus was ready before the taxi came last night. That's two impossible things in one day.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 15 Jun 2014, 20:13, Reply)

Exhausting
Gonna get stoned and listen to Stuart Maconie's Freak Zone
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 20:24, Reply)

everyday is a fresh adventure for you isn't it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 20:27, Reply)

Sundays are especially exciting

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 20:43, Reply)

I went to the river and played guitar and drank beer like some some sort of cunt hippy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 Jun 2014, 20:38, Reply)

Yurt prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 20:38, Reply)

I even had a vegan bean burger.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 15 Jun 2014, 20:42, Reply)

We walked to the pub behind some dude who had NO idea that his suit trousers were ripped right across his arse
And his flaps were merrily flapping in the breeze
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 20:49, Reply)

(I keep telling frog to buy some new trousers)

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 20:49, Reply)

Disturbing image.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 21:04, Reply)

men don;t have flaps, that's women

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 20:50, Reply)

Hairy bum flaps!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 20:52, Reply)

what the fuck?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 20:55, Reply)

I wonder what Harvey Price's Father's Day card looks like?
Stolen from Twatter.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 21:13, Reply)

harvey is taken to hospital after getting himself tangled in sellotape
apparently it was the worst case of sticky black spastic they'd ever seen
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 21:17, Reply)

Have you all gone to the secret board or to bed?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Jun 2014, 21:32, Reply)