I have the joy of having to dig over 40 sq feet of garden up tonight
Then double joy of having to lay fuckloads of turf
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:31, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Get your lazy bitch wife to do it.
She'll only be at home pleasuring the milkman and postman and Tesco Man anyway.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:35, Reply)

Who's got the stupid wife? I forget all the wife memes.

( Kroney, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:37, Reply)

I thought that was me.
I'm guessing Nakers' missus must be a bit thick and all
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:39, Reply)

That was you? OK
So you've got the stupid one, sporto's got the lazy one and peej has a hot one.

I am assuming here that Mrs Nakers is one of those big teeth, strong adam's apple types that wear tweed and ride horses, here.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:41, Reply)

All of us dude
All of us
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:42, Reply)

We certainly do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Lad fives

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:45, Reply)

I don't.

( Kroney, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:44, Reply)

If you don't then you are the stupid wife

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:45, Reply)

I don't even own an marriage.

( Kroney, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:46, Reply)

No, you really do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:47, Reply)

No I don't.
I'm pretty sure on this, I've checked my paperwork and everything.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:48, Reply)

Shut up bitch tits and get me a beer

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:48, Reply)

Woah, I'm *battered's* wife?!

( Kroney, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:48, Reply)

This explains EVERYTHING

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Oh god, I don't envy you that
Dismantling my greenhouse took 5 times longer than I thought it would. I also lost a lot more blood than I thought I would.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:43, Reply)

Hmmm
Thats the next big job
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:44, Reply)

All I can advise
Is to give yourself plenty of time, and try not to do it on your own. I was very close to having a pane of glass slice my head in twain. For once I was actually GLAD that missus was there.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:45, Reply)

Are you recommending he gets mrs hats to help then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:47, Reply)

Can I book her in for around October then please?
I'm using the greenhouse at the moment
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:48, Reply)

I'm not her pimp

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:50, Reply)

sure
I warn you, she's extremely bossy. I totally don't mind if you end up punching her in the face.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:50, Reply)

She was certainly keen for me to use my fists last time I saw her

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:53, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:55, Reply)

How's the fundraising going

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 12:12, Reply)

£201 so far
I need to "remind" my family to sponsor me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 12:42, Reply)

I'll get around to it at some point.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 12:43, Reply)

You're related to sporto?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 12:44, Reply)

Thanking you kindly in advance

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 12:44, Reply)

Haha oh you rascal

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:58, Reply)

Heavy machinery time

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 16 Jun 2014, 11:47, Reply)