I got some lamb chops from the supermatchgame
the other day that looked a bit suspect when I got them home. Upon nasal inspection they smelt like bad cheese.

Needless to say I had the last laugh and had Dalesteaks for tea.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:00, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You let dalesteaks in your house?
I would eat a whole sack of cheesy lambchops before I ate a dalesteak
( Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Pack of Dalesteaks, bag of oven chips and a can of beans.
Dinner of champions.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:06, Reply)

Fuck that kebab, I'm having this!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)

wtf is a dalesteak?
yorkshire reared lambs?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:08, Reply)

Delicious healthy fresh food!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:09, Reply)

They do a minted lamb version!!
www.dalepak.co.uk/dalepak.asp
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:11, Reply)

The Chinese Ribsteaks are an interesting and perfectly natural looking shape

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:12, Reply)

Nothing artifical about the colour either.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:12, Reply)

That's just the marinade of mysterious oriental herbs and spices.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:13, Reply)

+ RED

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:14, Reply)

powdered bug
cochineal I beleieve it's called.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:19, Reply)

I dont think they are allowed to use that now
It did used to be a crushed beetle, yes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:21, Reply)

It is still used. Renamed as E120, but it's still the same thing.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Top Five London boroughs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:28, Reply)

Did you go a bit 'Cher' in the middle of that sentence?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:25, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:27, Reply)

Ooh they do shit veggie food too
www.dalepak.co.uk/dalepak-meat-free.asp
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:16, Reply)

their fb page is rather lol

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:19, Reply)

I bet you like 'stuffing balls' in your mouth
ha ha gay
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:24, Reply)

GAYlepak more like !!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:26, Reply)

Dalepak make really fucking shit Grill"steaks"
They're minced up offel and shit cats of meat shaped to look nothing like a fucking steak. they leak gallons of fat when cooked and taste like shit.
( Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:10, Reply)

shitcatlols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:11, Reply)

I'm leaving it as I think it still works
I'd eat a sack of shit cats before I ate a Grill steak.
( Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:12, Reply)

Dalepak Dale Steaks
Or grill steaks they are also known as. 6oz of your finest mechanically recovered beef.

There is more beef in cat food.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:11, Reply)

You know it's a quality product when you can buy it at Nisa.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:13, Reply)

mmmm jetwashed skeletons

( Kroney, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:13, Reply)

Fuck me, You're all foodwrongs.

( Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:08, Reply)

maybe........
maybe your wife was right all along. IT IS YOU.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:16, Reply)

The beauty of it is that
it utilises all three areas of the cooker thus causing bepinnied french ponce Michelle Roux to admire your mad cooking skillz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:09, Reply)

I'd add some tinned sweetcorn to that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)

I've been informed that they work well on a BBQ
Wouldn't go near them myself, though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:09, Reply)

Nah.
They're frozen. I wouldn't put them anywhere near a bbq, or my mouth.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:12, Reply)

No idea then.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:17, Reply)

steaks Winton
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:05, Reply)