I don't think I'd particularly miss having turkey.
Alt: I'm mostly well behaved.

AltAlt: Crumbs from breakfast biscuits, lots of polythene bags, about 300 pieces of paper, keyboard, phone, business cards, mouse, stacking trays, monitor, e45, and some ear plugs.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:05, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

ear butt
( Muns, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:06, Reply)

They wouldn't work too well, I'd say.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)

If you can only get an earplug up your arse
I'd say something's wrong.
( Muns, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:12, Reply)

Well, a butt plug wouldn't work too well in my ear, and vice versa.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:17, Reply)

E45?
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Hand is a bit bollocksed at the minute, stops it from cracking.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Wankers claw.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:09, Reply)

I can't even claim 'wrong hand'
Tbh, think it's likely bad due to only having one properly usable hand for the last month, although I'm nearly back to full use now.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Too much of Fistina Palmer and her five lovely daughters?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:14, Reply)

You might as well fist it, you're addicted to love

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:16, Reply)

Broken bone in arm means that I have had little to no rotation in my left arm.
Not easy to rub cream in that way.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:17, Reply)

*gets the hose again*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 11:17, Reply)