god, where do you begin?
every clock in my flat tells a different time. if i want to use my alarm clock, i have to set it 3 hours and 6 mins after i want to get up. or maybe 2 hours and 6 mins at the moment, i forget.

i don't back up anything. ever. hence losing all my contacts, pics and messages when i smashed my iphone the other week.

i end up buying songs twice, once for my ipad and once for my ipod, as a consequence. then i get cross when they end up on there twice after a few months.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:02, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Jesus.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:03, Reply)

^ DENIES IT BUT TOTALLY WORKS IN IT ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:03, Reply)

Because I can set the time on a clock?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:05, Reply)

no, because you have IT written through you
like a stick of vegan-friendly rock
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:07, Reply)

Just because I'm hairy, smelly, lack social skills and am quite unattractive to the opposite sex, doesn't mean I work in IT
There are other nerd disciplines, you know?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:09, Reply)

Such as being a ********* manager in the **************** industry

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:10, Reply)

Precisely.
Although I don't often define myself by my 'career'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:11, Reply)

e
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:11, Reply)

As long as my arse is wiped properly, who cares?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:12, Reply)

Pic plz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:15, Reply)

( * )

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:17, Reply)

( )*( )

( Peej, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 15:27, Reply)

I don't even have a career.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:12, Reply)

Lawyer's Bitch is a valid career

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:13, Reply)

The pay is terrible though

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:13, Reply)

Fucking hell
Frog, sort it please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:08, Reply)

It entails the difficult task of buying batteries, and she never pays me for stuff so I'm not getting them.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:09, Reply)

Yeah, but you could sync her iPad and iPhone

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:10, Reply)

I could, yes, but I'm not allowed access to these private devices

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:11, Reply)

Try the old voucher trick

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:13, Reply)

iPad and iPhone off Beachy Head and no one would bat an eyelid.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:15, Reply)

tip of the iceberg innit
i've never worked out how to re-set the mileage when i fill up with petrol, stupid fancy electronic system

i bought a new ps2 from ebay for about £65 including urgent postage because i didn't trust myself to order the right cables. turns out i had them all along.

i regularly get incensed with the tube gates because my work ID doesn't make a very good oyster card.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:10, Reply)

YAAFI

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:11, Reply)

YOU

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:13, Reply)

ARE

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:13, Reply)

A

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:13, Reply)

FUCKING

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:13, Reply)

IDIOT

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:14, Reply)

I've just frantically refreshed to see this turning up
Well done
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:14, Reply)

\o/
You must be bored as fuck
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:17, Reply)

I know I am

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:30, Reply)

I was trying to ruin the layout but you beat me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:14, Reply)

I knew someone would try so I had to work quickly
*blows on smouldering fingers*

*awaits strikethrough*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:16, Reply)

You deserve that one, well done.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:18, Reply)

\o/
Ta.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:19, Reply)

bit gay m8

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:23, Reply)

^ works in IT ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:23, Reply)

^ cable fuckwit ^

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:24, Reply)

i'm proud of it
you cannot say the same.

please.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:39, Reply)

That is because you are a fucking idiot.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 18 Jun 2014, 14:40, Reply)