What's the cool thread to join please?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 9:42, 41 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 9:44, Reply)

No, you fuck off.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 9:47, Reply)

Mine was the best one, but these pricks ruined the internet forever.
Oh how I long for the fluffy days of yore, when fat Americans could use this site to pick up girls with low self-esteem and murder strippers to their heart's content.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 9:48, Reply)

^ upset

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 9:49, Reply)

What's the shittest animal? I reckon it's sheep - they're rubbish.
Lambs deserve to be eaten.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Most animals.do.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Not dogs, though.
Or cats.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Humans.
Yeah. Think about it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 9:53, Reply)

Yeah - I think encouraging cannibalism would sort out quite a few of the world's woes.
I mean - just imagine roasting a leg!

A femur - you could get all Asterix & Oblix on it - NOM NOM NOM!

Fingers for finger food.

Buttocks - man - a roasted buttock would be great. Actually it would be really chewy probably - that would be awful - scrap that, it's a shit idea.

Breasts would be nice. And arms.

Mmmm!

I'm hungry.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 9:55, Reply)

Hi Gonz.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Hey VD.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Pandas. They're shit at every aspect of survival.
And they've managed to forget they're carnivorous.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 9:55, Reply)

This is a good call.
We should eat pandae.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Well done Vag, you've solved the world's hunger problem!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:00, Reply)

*winning*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:01, Reply)

I always thought it would be a good use for stray cats.

( Muns, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:07, Reply)

You won't solve food shortages with rockabilly music

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Horses annoy me. Fox hunting twats. Stupid long faces. Clog the fucking roads here too. My daughter wants a pony, she can fuck right off with that.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Did she specify whether she wanted it alive or dead?
If not, food for a few weeks & happy daughter all in one go!
( Muns, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Alive, unfortunately.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:10, Reply)

I'm laughing at the thought of your daughter asking you for a pony
Then specifying that it has to be alive, like things have gone wrong previously.
( Muns, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:12, Reply)

You always see horses in fields when you're driving through roawal country side.
What's the fucking point? I can see riding schools, but what do they bring to the table on an average farm? Fuck all. You can't eat them. You can't work them. All you can do is feed them and ride them, but these don't look like riding horses.

I reckon they're only about because women get their jollys off riding them like a symbian.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:11, Reply)

Money.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:12, Reply)

But they ain't like a dog where you can cuddle up on the sofa or anything.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:23, Reply)

Post coitus.

( Muns, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:49, Reply)

Specifically, our dog, the thickest Red Setter ever. He's too dense to run away, sadly.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:10, Reply)

Sack. Bricks. Canal. Done.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:11, Reply)

All the extinct ones.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Jun 2014, 10:37, Reply)