i'd rather have the salad right now
all i've had since yesterday evening is a kitkat. and not even a good one. a 2 finger shit one.

and NO. i did NOT eat it with a fork.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:12, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Shit flavour? FFS Swipey, that's a new low, even for you.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:15, Reply)

It's the viscous liquids with a fork that concerns me.
But why the fuck haven't you eaten?
( Muns, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:22, Reply)

because i got into work and the phone was ringing
and it hasn't stopped ringing since, people coming in to ask questions, long meeting with new client, been asked to draft 2 articles for legal mags, which was flattering but also takes up hours, so researching those, blah blah blah.

i has an itsu rice pot now though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:38, Reply)

That's what secretaries are for.

( Muns, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:40, Reply)

and trainees
i'm doing it wrong
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:41, Reply)

Eating?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:41, Reply)

I have met a few that could do with a good munch

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 19 Jun 2014, 16:53, Reply)