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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alright?How's your Saturday panning out?
I've had a couple joints and am off to the bank in the sunshine.
Out for drinks later too. Hurrah!
Alt. Don't care though.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 11:46,
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i've been phoning breakers yards trying to find a part for my car.So far the best lead is a place in switzerland that want 400 quid for it. which is bollocks
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 21 Jun 2014, 11:50,
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yeah, it's a discontinued part, so trying to find one is a nightmare. And it's a fairly recent and rare ish model, so no one is breaking them locally.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 21 Jun 2014, 12:01,
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If it's a wing mirror you need gaz Al, yer(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 12:20,
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yer, that thing you look at and it breaks(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 13:04,
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Lewin shirts are cheap as chips. They've always got an offer on.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 13:11,
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yeah, five for a tonDecent enough quality, not top of the tree but alright for what you pay.
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You are better off ordering them online. Bigger selection innit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 13:23,
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So far so shitFinished work, having a pint waiting for the train
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 12:36,
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Nipped to the corner shop at 9:30 this morningLiterally took me under 5 minutes. Saw the CityLink van pulling away as I came out of the shop. Cunts. AND they didn't leave a card, the lying bastards.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 12:52,
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typical example innit. I live near the parcel place in fallowfield. Still a chore though
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 14:42,
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Picnic at KewSun, a nice breeze and a foxy bird. S'alright.
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Kroney, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 14:30,
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I nearly missed my flight then spent the best part of an hour trying to find my hotel.Google maps LIES.
Having a pint to calm down.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 16:30,
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yeah. like an imbecile I've got a pocket full of Scottish notes as well.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:22,
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It's not like you can't spend themjust that most Scots. dare not be parted from them.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:24,
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I'm not Scottish. however saying 'but I live in Scotland' doesn't really help when it's delivered in a midlands accent.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:36,
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That keeps happening to me when I work in EdinburghThe landlord of my local will reluctantly accept them, but people complain when they get them back in change.
Last time, he didn't bother banking them, instead he palmed them all back on me when I got a drink with a £20.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:27,
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Just watching the Argentina Iran matchone of the adverts pitch side is advertising Manfrig, well it made me laugh
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:10,
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Jeffski(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:13,
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You should totes have a barbecue this evening Harters.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:28,
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I'm watching football, nuff said(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:30,
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Get your Mrs to cook you some outdoors sausages and stuff then.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:30,
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As long as she brings me beer when I shout I'm all good(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:32,
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Just had a omlette anyway(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:35,
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What did you have in your eggy-sandwich?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:36,
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nice plain one just a bit of onionand a with a mature cheddar topping and three rounds of toast, Probs spoiled it with the HP sauce but I just don't give a fuck, ohhh and cold beer to wash it down
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:50,
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I sent the Doris a text the other day when I was about to leave work'Can you put a beer in the fridge for me?'
She replied with 'You've already got 6 in there'
I completed the exchange with 'Well, I'll be happier if I have 7 in there'
She didn't have an answer to that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:35,
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Wimen just don't get it do they(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:47,
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apart from YM she gets it all the time(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:53,
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Cheers(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 18:01,
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I was on my balcony having a smoke earlierand a guy in the street felt it was important that I know that the flat above mine was a brothel. "Haven't you seen lots of different people coming and going? And there's always towels drying on their railing?"
No, because I'm really not very observant.
He thought I might want to lodge a complaint, which suggests he's not very observant either.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:42,
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You should have just told him to fuck off, just saying(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:52,
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On the 4th floor of an apartment building?An unlicensed tanning salon perhaps.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:54,
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I spent a wonderful 10 minutes exchanging Throbbing Gristle jokes with a record shop owner.Great days!
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Poor sod, couldn't stand you up(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 17:57,
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the conversation was triggered by the presence of a Joy Division mug.We warmed up with some gags about kitchen based suicide.
It really was rather rofl.
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I bet it was(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 18:01,
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the best bit hoho was haha when we hoho used the lonely suicide of a depressed epileptic as a punchline.Speaking of which, where is battered?
I hope he's not 'hanging around' in his kitchen!
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Washing his clothes in the bath tub(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 18:09,
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I hope he's not watching the SOCKer game(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 18:12,
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Why is Grace ill?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 18:13,
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Nicely played, Lighty(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 18:06,
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Curry at 8, dunno whether to drink gallons of Bangla or Kingfisher (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 18:18,
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Ironic that homeless people drink it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 18:22,
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the opposite or unintended outcome is that some homeless people drink it?(, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 18:26, Reply)
Someone clearly hasn't tried the wonders of Sköl(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 18:23,
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