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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My boss just came in with a load of ice pops for everyone
what's the last thing your boss gave you?

alt. link a local news tale.
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/salford-quays-bridge-jump-watch-7311711

altalt. alright.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:30, 92 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Dunno, a watch, a grand bonus in cash, weekend in Barcelona, think the most recent was lamb chops chips and peas

(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:34, Reply)
Your boss is way better.
I feel bad crowing about ice pops now.
I suppose he pays well and lets us get on with it.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:35, Reply)
I like who I work for and with alot but the job itself it's so fucking boring it's not worth the bother staying long term

(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Can you not move internally?
and no, that's not a request to probe you.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:46, Reply)
Nah only six of us here innit

(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:53, Reply)
BumAids

(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:37, Reply)
A "thanks" for cc'ing him on an email
God, my job is dull
(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:39, Reply)

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(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:40, Reply)
at least you have your sense of humour!

(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:46, Reply)
A wide berth - I'm in Edinburgh and he's on the south coast.
Perfect.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:47, Reply)
Altaltalt:
So that's Monday nearly done with.

I'm meeting my brother at the end of the week - he's going 'round introducing his girlfriend to everyone, so I reckon it's serious.

I hope she's fit.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:49, Reply)
and wearing a tight sweater.

(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:53, Reply)
Fuck you jason
I did a funny post in that last thread and you've dragged everyone into your sordid ice pop thread
(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:49, Reply)
I can't hang around on the basis that you may or may not be funny sometime. Soz.

(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:52, Reply)
I'm always funny, ITBOH

(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:54, Reply)
A paycut.
The cunt.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:52, Reply)
Car allowence?

(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:53, Reply)
Don't drive.
Although a client gave me a case of beer yesterday, which then turned out to be non-alcoholic. So I suppose the last thing I got from work was a sense of disappointment.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:55, Reply)
One ticket to kFc^

(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:58, Reply)
My boss popped up on site last week,
just for a chat, which is weird. Turns out he was there to tell me that the training they had booked for my development within the company that was the main reason for taking the fairly shit paying job will "unfortunately need to be delayed for anywhere up to 3 years"
So that's nice.

alt: I'm glad he's encouraging more white northern dole scum to commit suicide by jumping in to their local canals.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:58, Reply)
That old chestnut, get out windy they'll string you along for ever

(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 17:00, Reply)
yeah, the market is picking up a little,
and there are a few engineering companies looking for trainees with any sort of electrical background. Going to jump ship nice and soon. Just updating my CV a little and going to start banging out applications.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 17:04, Reply)
Pub o'clock.

(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:59, Reply)
Slow descent^

(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 17:00, Reply)
it's been more a steady inclination

(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 17:06, Reply)
Already ticked that off my to do list \o/

(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 17:05, Reply)
I think I might follow the lead set by Battered and make pub plans.

(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 17:02, Reply)
'Im not special daddy, You're special'
Stoopid kids :(
(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 18:32, Reply)
This one writes itself
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/us-exchange-student-delivered-from-giant-marble-vulva-by-german-fire-fighters-9555863.html
(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 18:34, Reply)
Seriously Jason, this story is older than your AIDs infection

(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 18:36, Reply)
Tell it to The Independent.

(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 18:41, Reply)
No, Antonia Molloy wrote it.

(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 18:39, Reply)
alt alt: somebody else's thing from 2 years ago.
You tedious internet tosser.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 18:45, Reply)
get fucked.

(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 18:54, Reply)
^ upset, online ^

(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 18:55, Reply)
Yes, you were.
I was seconds away from getting you a matching handbag.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:00, Reply)
do keep up, jaysums

(, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:05, Reply)

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