My boss just came in with a load of ice pops for everyone
what's the last thing your boss gave you?

alt. link a local news tale.
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/salford-quays-bridge-jump-watch-7311711

altalt. alright.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:30, 92 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Dunno, a watch, a grand bonus in cash, weekend in Barcelona, think the most recent was lamb chops chips and peas

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:34, Reply)

Your boss is way better.
I feel bad crowing about ice pops now.
I suppose he pays well and lets us get on with it.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:35, Reply)

I like who I work for and with alot but the job itself it's so fucking boring it's not worth the bother staying long term

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:40, Reply)

Can you not move internally?
and no, that's not a request to probe you.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Nah only six of us here innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:53, Reply)

BumAids

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:37, Reply)

A "thanks" for cc'ing him on an email
God, my job is dull
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:39, Reply)

j kn
du sma
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:40, Reply)

at least you have your sense of humour!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:46, Reply)

A wide berth - I'm in Edinburgh and he's on the south coast.
Perfect.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:47, Reply)

Altaltalt:
So that's Monday nearly done with.

I'm meeting my brother at the end of the week - he's going 'round introducing his girlfriend to everyone, so I reckon it's serious.

I hope she's fit.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:49, Reply)

and wearing a tight sweater.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:53, Reply)

Fuck you jason
I did a funny post in that last thread and you've dragged everyone into your sordid ice pop thread
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:49, Reply)

I can't hang around on the basis that you may or may not be funny sometime. Soz.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:52, Reply)

I'm always funny, ITBOH

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:54, Reply)

A paycut.
The cunt.
( Muns, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:52, Reply)

Car allowence?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:53, Reply)

Don't drive.
Although a client gave me a case of beer yesterday, which then turned out to be non-alcoholic. So I suppose the last thing I got from work was a sense of disappointment.
( Muns, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:55, Reply)

One ticket to kFc^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:58, Reply)

My boss popped up on site last week,
just for a chat, which is weird. Turns out he was there to tell me that the training they had booked for my development within the company that was the main reason for taking the fairly shit paying job will "unfortunately need to be delayed for anywhere up to 3 years"
So that's nice.

alt: I'm glad he's encouraging more white northern dole scum to commit suicide by jumping in to their local canals.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:58, Reply)

That old chestnut, get out windy they'll string you along for ever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 17:00, Reply)

yeah, the market is picking up a little,
and there are a few engineering companies looking for trainees with any sort of electrical background. Going to jump ship nice and soon. Just updating my CV a little and going to start banging out applications.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 23 Jun 2014, 17:04, Reply)

Pub o'clock.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:59, Reply)

Slow descent^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 17:00, Reply)

it's been more a steady inclination

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 17:06, Reply)

Already ticked that off my to do list \o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 17:05, Reply)

I think I might follow the lead set by Battered and make pub plans.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 17:02, Reply)

'Im not special daddy, You're special'
Stoopid kids :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 18:32, Reply)

This one writes itself
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/us-exchange-student-delivered-from-giant-marble-vulva-by-german-fire-fighters-9555863.html
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 18:34, Reply)

Seriously Jason, this story is older than your AIDs infection

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 18:36, Reply)

Tell it to The Independent.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 18:41, Reply)

No, Antonia Molloy wrote it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 18:39, Reply)

alt alt: somebody else's thing from 2 years ago.
You tedious internet tosser.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 18:45, Reply)

get fucked.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 18:54, Reply)

^ upset, online ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 18:55, Reply)

Yes, you were.
I was seconds away from getting you a matching handbag.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:00, Reply)

do keep up, jaysums

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:05, Reply)