I knew somebody that couldn't understand why putting a container of liquid on his laptop
was a shit idea.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:35, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I could hear you groaning as you read that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:37, Reply)

I genuinely don't understand why people can't see
that doing things like that is stupid. How can they be so desperately, tragically thick? It freaks my nut out, sporto.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:39, Reply)

THE lAPTOP IS FINE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:42, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2311217
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:44, Reply)

It certaINLY seEMs that WAy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:48, Reply)

lol

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:48, Reply)

I think I mentioned this the other day.
But I was using a laptop that was showing it's age and starting to become somewhat unreliable.

I awoke one morning after a heavy night in the pub to find it somewhat more pissier and a lot less responsive than I previously recalled.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:39, Reply)

My keyboard at work is full of coffee

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:40, Reply)

This is probably for the best

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:47, Reply)

Have you found it takes longer for the screen saver to kick in because of it?
#sleepmode
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:49, Reply)

ITlols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:50, Reply)

Haha oh jeglffeda

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:50, Reply)

In my top 5 Algerian footballers, him

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:51, Reply)

I spilt red wine in mine
I'm still using it, but the keyboard and trackpad are fucked and it overheats unless I put a frozen gelpad on it. Good times.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:55, Reply)

*facepalm*

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:56, Reply)

I've been looking at getting a new one
but I'm so lazy I'd rather jump through loads of hoops to make this one work than go through the hassle.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:58, Reply)

The laptop is fine, it's my crutch that took the brunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:39, Reply)

That is you missing the point entirely.

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:41, Reply)

If laptops came with non slip lids this wouldn't have happened
The point is is not my faukt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:42, Reply)

Even though you're trying to troll me,
You're still an utter spastic.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:43, Reply)

I'm not, why don't designers think about these things?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:45, Reply)

Probably because they'd assume that people aren't so fucking monumentally retarded
that they'd balance containers holding liquid on top of an electronic device.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:46, Reply)

Not at all, they've started making water proof phones. Why not laptops?
Watches have been water proof for ages
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:49, Reply)

I always wear my laptop at the beach
This is a great idea
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:49, Reply)

Flava flav always moved with the times

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:51, Reply)

Yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:52, Reply)

I honestly believe he's doing this on purpose.
I know he enjoys winding me up. THere can be no other explanation for such committed density.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:52, Reply)

You have no vision

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 17:03, Reply)

They do make waterproof laptops.
However, you're not likely to be conducting a web conference in a swimming pool, so business machines don't need to be.
( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:50, Reply)

What if he needs to give a presentation at Kidderminster baths.
WHAT THEN?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:57, Reply)

You're quite right Nakkers
In fact, I think you should confirm that all your remaining devices are fully waterproof by throwing them all into the bath.

Let us know how you get on.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:51, Reply)

Start with the toaster

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:52, Reply)

Get in the bath, first.

( Kroney, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:53, Reply)

Who doesnt like a nice slice of toast whilst bathing?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:53, Reply)

Perhaps they could also come with a drinks dispenser and a horse hoof stone thingy too?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:47, Reply)

TGGI^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:48, Reply)