I shall talk to myself, therefore answering the first question
Just asked the cashpoint for £50. Sorry, it can't give me that, do I want £40 or £60? Fine, I'll take £60.

It gave me 2 x £20's..... And 4 x £5's. FFS. And when was the last time they put fivers in a cash point that wasn't in a student union?!

Alt: he's great. So was the last one.

Altalt: late for breakfast meeting, ugh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 8:10, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hello swipeypoos!
Prolly a claims firm insisting that some with profits bonds could be switched, then insisting that ten years rather than five years is the 'correct' timeframe in which to view them.

Yeah, I know, crazy!

Alt: my current boss is superb. A good boss and a good bloke.

Alt alt: some fruit when I get to Leeds. I can never stomach food first thing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 8:14, Reply)

^ Not an accountant

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 9:50, Reply)

Altalt, Quorn sausages, grilled tomatoes, poached eggs and nommy wholemeal rolls. White bread is pants. Morning, btw.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 8:28, Reply)

Cooked outside on a camping fax.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 8:31, Reply)

Yes, that's correct.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 8:37, Reply)

Sliced white is for commoners
Baguettes, ciabatta, sourdough etc are fantastic
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 8:33, Reply)

These were nice baguettes, with seeds and bits in them. Butter, obviously.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 8:39, Reply)

Aren't they just bread for commoners in other countries?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 8:39, Reply)

Nah cos forrins do food better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 8:41, Reply)

Whilst I like a bit of fancy posh doorstops and that.
Every now and then, you can't beat a bit of toast made from a loaf of Kingsmill.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 10:05, Reply)