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Sometimes my job is so fucking crap I think about doing something extreme like, I dunno, looking for another job or summink.
What's fucking crap with you?
Also evening plans or whatever.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:20,
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The fact that the BBC only saw fit to mention that 'As I walked Out One Midsummer Morning' was Radio 4 book of the week...
….until it was nearly fucking finished.
/middle class problems
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:22,
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Man can't read radio listings
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:23,
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Fuck that shit, I'm BUSY, DAMN YOU, THIS ISN'T WHAT I PAY MY LICENCE FEE FOR
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:29,
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And you're at Glastonbury. Don't forget that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:32,
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That too. Today I had a 'ash cake'.
Oh man, I got so 'high' that I fell asleep for nearly 15 minutes.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:33,
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An 'ash cake' for you squares, is a cake with the deadly drug 'ash' in it.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:34,
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I hope it was served on the vessle that was used to bake it.
The ashtray.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:36,
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alright Salacious Crumb
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:24,
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alright hamster bum.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:29,
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I am now that you're here!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:29,
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Had some Glasto crystal healing yet?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:30,
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That shit's for fucking idiots.
Reiki and leeching's where it's at, yo.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:34,
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Jesus, Reiki.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:35,
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Get down the stone circle for some of that layline shit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:35,
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I'm really disappointed that I can't see 'Manford and the Suns' from here.
On the plus side, I've bought a smashing 'jester' hat. I'm just out of control here.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:36,
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I hope you packed your John Lennon style sunglasses.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:37,
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I 'thai died' a tshirt especially for it.
I am looking totally 'ethnic' and 'spiritual' here.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:39,
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His sex isn't on fire now, elf and safety have stepped in :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:43,
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'the man' is just ruining everything
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:44,
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Oh haha confusing kings of leon with jayne mansfield again, what am I like??? rofl
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 19:14,
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ROLF ON THE FUCKING LOOSE!
Acronyms are well LOL!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 19:20,
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Lots Of Love? Bit queer.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 19:22,
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I hope you mean 'queer' as in 'unusual'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 19:30,
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Middle class? Pfft.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 20:27,
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Having a job that isn't permanent.
It's better than not having a job, and it's certainly better than having a gap on my CV, but it's still a bit shit.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:26,
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evening Davvo
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:26,
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Alright Dozer.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:27,
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yes thanks
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:29,
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Great.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:30,
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Top banter!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:36,
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It's stuff like this that makes the internet!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:38,
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'alright'!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:39,
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Ha ha, yeah! Kerrazy.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:41,
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Oh boy, I must be 'pebbled' I nearly 'died laughing' reading that.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:42,
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We have a right laugh around here.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:44,
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comedy racism!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:42,
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Nig nogs!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:44,
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coons, pakis and chutney ferrets!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:46,
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Whoa, bit homophobic there m8.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:46,
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soz, I really must cool it with the casual homophobia, I'm deeply sorry
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:47,
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I thought you've been a bummer in the past, or a bumee?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:51,
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nah, never dabbled
Just said it for lolz.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:52,
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's OK dude.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:51,
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Nothing on the horizon ?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:27,
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Couple of applications in; another couple of potentials spotted.
The pain is having to do these at night / weekends.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:29,
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I lack motivation because I dunno what else to look for, bollocks innit?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:31,
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I'd like to get back into my old line of work
but so far it's proving to be fucking impossible. Keep getting the interviews, but no result.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:34,
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I want a change of careers, but don't know where to start. Just keep plodding on I suppose :'(''''
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:38,
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When I jumped ship from the Jobcentre in 2001
it was into a sector I no experience of. Found out that I enjoyed the work immensely, and, even better, was pretty good at it. Wish I'd fucking stayed in it now.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:43,
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Budgie trainer?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:28,
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I doubt there is much going in that line of work, although I would be awesome at it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:30,
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You could set up an illegal budgie trafficking outfit.
It's a massive shame there is no catchy name for such a scheme.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:34,
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I say, capital idea. I'm normally reasonably good at puns and catchy names, but I've got nothing.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:39,
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Shame. I might put on some Speedos and go for a swim, could help the thought process.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:41,
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Have you ever noticed how tight fitting swimming trunks can look a bit like there is a small bird stuffed down the front?
I mean, I haven't studied them that much but you may have.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:44,
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finch shorts?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:46,
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Claire Rayner answer:
Your job takes up most of your week, so if you aren't happy, change it.
B3ta answer:
Man up you fucking prick and stop bloobloo depressing.
God, you're worse that Jaisum sometimes!!
Alt. Early night for me s I have a 5am alarm.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:45,
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Shut up jaishams
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:45,
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Rude.
Go to the jobcentre.
Just being there with the proles will show you the grass is greener.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:49,
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Nah you're alright mate
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:49,
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WORK
WORKWORKWORKWORK
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:48,
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Mug it off and come home, we're bored
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:49,
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I might go and wash the dishes before I pick the missus up from having her ink done.
There may be a pint involved as well.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:51,
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I might go to sainsburys, it's all go!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:51,
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I'm Asda myself.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:55,
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Singles night?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:56,
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Good choice, it's no waitrose but that'll do
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 18:58,
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What's she having done?
Evening honey. x.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 20:29,
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Alright Batts.
She's getting her last one finished off. Three different flowers, linked by some lace pattern.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jun 2014, 20:54,
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I saw the pics of the lad after his first one. Didn't look too shabby.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 20:55,
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Yeah, he's been getting his finished off today as well.
Just has a text to say they're done so heading over to pick them up and blag a pint. Laters!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 Jun 2014, 21:00,
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Evenin' all
Just got back to find that my place has been deemed as a 'commercial premises' by Severn-Trent water, the gas and electric haven't been split between my flat and the hairdressers below and the council don't know the flat exists for council tax purposes - as the owner never told them.
I wonder what the letting agent was doing in the two months they had to sort this out?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 19:00,
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Frivolously spending your rent money
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 19:07,
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^ bollockhead ^
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 19:10,
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I dunno what are you good at?
You could always join the army or summat, they'll take any old prick
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 19:52,
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you must be a Lance Corporal then!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 19:53,
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dunno who that is soz
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 19:54,
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Eff dat
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 19:53,
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police then
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 19:54,
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Nah too dodgy ain't i
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 19:55,
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that's alright they don't mind a bit of that
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 19:56,
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Also it doesn't pay enough and all I care about is money and status not job satisfaction or happiness
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 20:01,
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How about ceo of some large corporation then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 20:35,
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I hadn't thought of that, but it sounds like my kind of thing.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 20:39,
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How queer!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Jun 2014, 19:57,
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