I'm thankful for the Fridayness of the day
Not so thankful for the rain. On the minus side, sulky teenage stepdaughter has blotted her copybook so badly that her mother won't speak to her, just hours before the yr 11 prom.
On the plus side, there may well be steak and red wine in my future.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:53, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Why would she use a copy book as a jam rag?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:54, Reply)

It must be some kind of yurtishness

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:55, Reply)

The do 'free bleeding' innit
What did stepdaughter do?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:57, Reply)

I think she stayed a little too late round mine last night

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:57, Reply)

At least the anal sex won't have got her preggers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:58, Reply)

Depends how hard you thrust

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 8:59, Reply)

Just being as self-centred as a narcissistic gyroscope

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:02, Reply)

So a teenager then?
*remembers dealing with this*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:04, Reply)

Yeah, dealt with it twice before but this one seems to be a particularly bad case
No respect for other people's time/plans/life. No communication skills and a pretty good line in tantrums.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:07, Reply)

Sell her into a sex slavery ring
they do a good line in them in the North West
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:17, Reply)

She's too old for them
over 13
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:20, Reply)

Just give her a fackin slap. Then she'll learn
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 27 Jun 2014, 9:32, Reply)