where's battered and his love for manky old beamers?
www.classicshowsuk.co.uk/carshoweventsinformation/carshow_date.asp?id=973
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:49, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Ta.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:50, Reply)

i saw that in the sunday papers this weekend, thought it might be something you'd like
also lol. for a fucking good reason:

The paltry number of these cars either licensed or on Statutory Off-Road Notice is truly frightening. Remarkably, there are more Ferrari 308 GTBs licensed in Britain today than Austin Allegros.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:51, Reply)

I'm tempted to buy another Saab.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:54, Reply)

i love saabs. my dad so nearly bought this little beauty
www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C448978

but he was too stubborn to up his bid by £1k and it sold at auction. gah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 15:57, Reply)

Now you see
That is a shit car
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:12, Reply)

no
that is a lovely smooth clean car that has only done 2000 miles.

admittedly the colour is shit, but at least it's original. the 70's lurved maroon.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:14, Reply)

Looks like Nick Berry should be driving it
SHIT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:14, Reply)

IT'S FUCKING LOVELY
just because it's a bit too futuristic for geordies.............

yeah baby, i went there (not newcastle, i didn't go there)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:15, Reply)

^too orangy for cows^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:16, Reply)

NO TITGAZZING

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:20, Reply)

OK, I'll stop

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:20, Reply)

saabs are for twats, just sayin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:25, Reply)

When did you first buy one?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:26, Reply)

do you not remember selling it to me?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:30, Reply)

his feet wouldn't reach the pedals

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:32, Reply)

even with the claws out?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:33, Reply)

even then
i've had a 70's beetle. the pedals are not in a normal position. he'd need to hire his identical twin to sit on the floor and push them with his hands.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:35, Reply)

20,000 miles on a 70s car means it's been sat in a shed for 30 of those 40 years.
and that means issues with a capital I.

Nope, 2000 miles. You'd never be able to drive it and if you tried, all it's consumables would crumble to dust.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:29, Reply)

speaking of which, how's the rust?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:31, Reply)

Getting sorted.
You never have no issues with an old car. Never.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:33, Reply)

you probably should have checked for rust when you bought itb
And certainly before you added the fat exhaust and neon lights
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:35, Reply)

These things are always a calculated risk.
I'm not worried that it has rust on it so much as the fact that it was hidden by a bodge job.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:37, Reply)

maybe don't turn up the bass too high in case it shakes apart

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:41, Reply)

Nah,
if it does, I can just take the Kicker and fat exhaust and bang 'em on a new motor innit.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:43, Reply)

you'll be "cruising" along Southend sea front before you know it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:46, Reply)

^ dodgy taste ^

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:31, Reply)

yhcciym
Your opnion is invalid
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:32, Reply)

just because you've been with your wife for so long that any form of sex other than for procreation is a dim and dismal memory

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:34, Reply)

yeah but yhcciym so...I win

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:38, Reply)

let's just focus on the "yeah"
and the associated crusty creamy stains on those pink trousers!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:41, Reply)

jealous of my pink trousers^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jun 2014, 16:43, Reply)