What would you like to add to your history?
Changes you would make in your past?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 14:44, 96 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

A Euromillions win
Stupid fucking question
( Peej, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)

^

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 14:57, Reply)

A torrid affair with Brigitte Bardot spanning the late 50s/early 60s
Alt: Probably not have that last pint. Probably.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)

Having another crack at school would be good.
With even my current shoddy work ethic, I'd totally ace it.
( Kroney, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)

I would like to have killed a baby

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 14:57, Reply)

instead of a child?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:02, Reply)

As well as

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:03, Reply)

YOU'VE MESSED UP THE REPLY COUNT.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 14:58, Reply)

I didn't
Peej fucked it like a Harris victim
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:01, Reply)

no need to call him a count, Reg

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:13, Reply)

I'm barely a dame

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:13, Reply)

www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/38-wonderful-moments-in-closed-caption-history?bffb

one of my friends used to do this job. when they lost the "bold and the beautiful" contract, they had to do porn. she said the boys quickly quit, as they got sick of having unwanted boners all day. the girls just got to recognise the porn stars, and fought over the ones that just moaned, so they could type "moaning" and be done. the talkers were left on the shelf for the latecomers.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 14:59, Reply)

I'm surprised by the guys reaction. I would have thought you'd get desensitised to it pretty quickly.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:03, Reply)

Indeed
most porn doesn't even stir up a semi these days. Over exposure.
( Peej, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:03, Reply)

I guess you find a dirty book a bigger hit these days?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:05, Reply)

Buhdumtish!

( Peej, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:07, Reply)

She knocked you into a drum kit?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:09, Reply)

actually come to think of it, this would have been about 1999, as she'd just left uni
so there wasn't the same degree of saturation, i'd have thought
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:17, Reply)

My socks would be like plaster of paris

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:17, Reply)

my nose actually wrinkled reading that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:22, Reply)

yessssssssssssss

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:29, Reply)

i think it was a fairly transient job and people didn't stick around for too long anyway

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:06, Reply)

I would like Frog to stop killing babies

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Fucking yurtprick spoilsport

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:02, Reply)

He's killed at least three in this thread already

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Frog is such a tedious prick :'(''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:42, Reply)

^^^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:42, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:43, Reply)

I would like Frog to kill more babies.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:03, Reply)

ab udg
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:04, Reply)

Also, I would fucking punch every fucking estate agent right in the face.
The useless fucking cunts.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:04, Reply)

*joins team Al*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:13, Reply)

I would like to have killed Al and Tangles when they were babies

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:04, Reply)

I would like to have been killed by Frog when I was a baby

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:05, Reply)

i think we would all have liked this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Stop flirting with me in front of Frog
It's embarrassing
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:09, Reply)

he likes it
he rings me from his office bog to read our your posts just as he's at the vinegars.

mind you, he's not the only one to do that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:15, Reply)

Sorry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:15, Reply)

I would like to have killed a frog when I was a baby.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:07, Reply)

I'd like the internet to work the way I want it to so I don't have to get all bloo bloo when it doesn't.

( Kroney, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:08, Reply)

What actually happened in that deleted thread?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:09, Reply)

Fuck knows, I wasn't there at the time.

( Kroney, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:10, Reply)

I'd like to kill anyone who renames a server then expects everything still to work without changing any parameters at all

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:14, Reply)

our IT team are "short staffed" at the moment, and "therefore it is taking a while to answer any queries"
service as usual then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:16, Reply)

I've spent all day fixing this
Pain in the arse
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:16, Reply)

move down here and work here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:17, Reply)

I like my northern house too much

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:18, Reply)

how's that let to buy mortgage worked out for you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:22, Reply)

Having trouble selling it now
:o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:30, Reply)

gah

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:22, Reply)

Sorry
I know we are destined to be together but I need my carrots to finish growing first
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:30, Reply)

too much A-WHEY-UM-BUM-BA-BA-DEY-BA-WADDY-WADDY
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:25, Reply)

There's four of us in today and every single user is acting the total cunt.
I'm about ready to fucking go home and leave them to their own devices.
( Kroney, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:17, Reply)

I probably would

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:18, Reply)

I'd like to teach the world to sing

( Peej, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:09, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:31, Reply)

A bit more travelling.
I wanna see some more poor people from the balcony of 5 star hotels.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:38, Reply)

poverty CAN be very picturesque

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:43, Reply)

I didn't realise I'd like to travel a bit more until I'd had kids and it was too late to do it properly :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:43, Reply)

wow cool story

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:44, Reply)

Can someone start a new thread please that isn't a threadwaste?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:43, Reply)

You're no fun anymore.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:43, Reply)

I thought I'd join in

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Jul 2014, 15:45, Reply)