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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh well, in that case.
Our 55+ year old receptionist likes being pissed on.

Takes all sorts, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:57, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
A cock for a start

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:58, Reply)
If you work for a large organisation then the percentages come in to play.
x% will be in to pee play
y% will be nonces
z% will be wife beaters etc.

The trick is working out who is what.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:59, Reply)
If I were hotter, I'd conduct an exhaustive investigation into the deviants in this office block.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:01, Reply)
One of the girls who used to work in here was caught by the cleaners getting fucked over her desk by a married colleague

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:04, Reply)
been there, seen it, done it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Overtime on a Saturday did have its perks

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:07, Reply)
I don't think I'd have the stones to fuck a girl at work.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Reader, I married one

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:06, Reply)
Girls from work, sure.
girls at work, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:09, Reply)
I was once being pleasured by a lady whilst on the phone to one of our customers
Quite difficult to keep an even voice when DefCon BONGLE was upgraded to Global Spermonuclear War
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:12, Reply)
'anywaygottgobyearrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:19, Reply)
Pretty much this, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:26, Reply)
i had fake phone sex whilst walking around and around the outside of the office in uxbridge once
he thought i was in bed in fishnets. it would have been rude to disillusion him. but god it was cold and depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:30, Reply)
I have fond memories of mucking up in my PA's mouth as she sat under my desk at 3 in the afternoon.
Joys of not working in open plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:13, Reply)
I miss the days running pub cellars.
The number of girls that I'd had over a barrel, as it were.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:18, Reply)
What did MA say?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:19, Reply)

memor fantas
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:28, Reply)
My old MD used to fuck prostitutes in his office. Regularly.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:17, Reply)
I didn't realise you used to work for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Surely the allure of the French accent will do it?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Smell innit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:05, Reply)
The smell of onions, garlic, body odour and Gitanes

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:06, Reply)
+self righteousness

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:06, Reply)
+ burning sheep.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:15, Reply)

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